FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 11, 2022

The typical suburban housewife’s complaint. But she’s not wrong.

Carrie Underwood or some other Carrie?

FOMO

There was a reason I moved out of the city. Or three.

I don’t understand. You can have just as much sex in the suburbs as you can in the city. And, if some reports are correct, some pretty wild sex. Think swinging suburban housewives.

She should have listened to the old adage, “suburban is to urban as substandard is to standard.”

Roger: I can’t help about the shopping, but…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOkVWPKW1HQ

Sex, sex, sex! I am seeing a pattern here! Lol! Ain’t life great!

The story of 3 hookers and their mother

Sex Sex Sex… Peter.

Sex Sex Sex… Paige.

Sex Sex Sex… Jason.

Roger, you’re missing an opportunity here!

she is forgetting it’s a TV SHOW..cuz the married say sex stops after marriage and the single day that they can’t find any available people..

Uhh ok.

Does Andy want to get laid much more often?

To be fair, Andi pretty much gave up the “sex sex sex” part when she married Roger. She’s free to do the eating and drinking at home. Heck, I just assumed she drank considering her home life. That just leaves the shopping, but it’ll be a while before internet shopping takes off in their timeline.

Roger, I think Andy is hinting that you’re not boinking her enough.

I suppose with your kids, Andy, I would get regretful for the choice. Then again, the grass is rarely always greener elsewhere.

If only I’d had an unlimited bank account!

Roger can take care of one of those for her.