The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 22, 2022

Even if you don’t melt, you’ll have to pry yourselves out of those seats.

Be carful Jim, she might have a peanut in the oven!

She doesn’t want to be on the hot seat.

I wouldn’t mention it otherwise but there’s a crack in your shell.

He’s just trying to melt her heart. And everything else.

My M&Ms are defective. They all have 3s and Ws on them.

Tell That to the bag I left on my dashboard.

Noooo! Look what I just did on my seat!

Gasp! They do exist!

Tasty Swamp Butt coming.

Never thought I’d see those words in one sentence.

I usually tell my wife when she’s sitting next to me with the seat warmer ON, that she’s got a hot a$$.

They might not melt in your hand, but you should see what a 2 year old can do with 2 red M&M peanuts in her hands while she licks them and doesn’t put them in her mouth. Red ones. Now the rule is, “You can have M&M only if you put it immediately in your mouth!” (potty training prizes)

wanna bet?

Aunty Em! Come back!!!

And in this active boy’s Jeans pockets during the 50s.

He just turns her into a puddle.

Technically, they say the milk chocolate melts in your mouth. If they didn’t, they could be sued, because I’ve had the candy shell melt in my hand.

Great creative use of the M&Ms marketing phrase!

So his name is Jim&m?

Melt in each other’s arms – maybe a little groping – insulated by your white gloves.

I might as well ask here. Does anyone else think the candy coating on M&M’s has a bitter undernote?