Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 05, 2021

Ripley`s revenge

Oh, the WATER is just fine. The problem is finding a fluid that’s JUST water.

Landed in Flint.

And don’t breathe the air.

Aha. Just what the alien astronaut theorists had always suspected!

Someone catch the little shite before he messes the cabin.

Yup, folks! These guys weren’t green before… And they couldn’t move with the speed of light, either!

“Forget HOME, E.T. Phone 911”

Must seem weird to them to see us befoul our own life support.

But it’s ok to vote. No id needed!

Lol

Running for the runs..

Remember the Tom Cruise movie: Oblivion? Doubt anyone would be interested in the earth’s oceans today!

Where is that UFO report Biden was supposed to release? Oh yeah, transparency.

The real secret behind the movie “Signs.”

Is this a Geico ad?

Drink the beer; it’s safer.

Is it wrong that I think the alien tooshie is funny?