Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 04, 2021

C. Marx sez: “Wire chicken?”

How many people know that before telegrams had punctuation the word STOP was used at the end of a sentence? In fact, how many people even know what a telegram is?

S-I-H ? That’s not how it’s spelled. You left out the T.

Now, just STOP.

What’s that? You say the sky is falling?

Boy, was THAT joke telegraphed!

Is this an important message or just cluckbait?

“Lay more eggs with this one weird trick….”

Translation – We’ve been trying to reach you about the mortgage on your coop…

Oh I does, cluck, cluck, stop!

don’t telegraph the punch line…