Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for October 27, 2021

An effective (I assume it will be), if . . . hazardous (hopefully, not too hazardous) . . . plan.

Looks like a zombunny tsunami…

Yup. That’ll do it.

The first “Oh.My.Gouda”

It would be a gouda idea to get out of the way…

… and a little carrot shall lead them … all the way to the animal sanctuary, I hope!

Too many red eyed green furry zombunnies!

Yay! The zombunnies will be freed too!

Congrats, Natasha, you have caused Alice to have an Oh, Crap Reaction. That is a rare accomplishment!

“You can give us Carrots but you cannot give us… Freedom! And Carrots.”

Is this is how Bugs Bunny got his start?

With greetings from HAREman’s HAREmits:

There are carrots, rush

All over the world tonight

All over the world

You can hear the sound of bunnies in move

You know what I mean

It’s just all of us and nobody else in fact

There’s nobody else

And I feel in the mood just to brace for impact

So watch out very carefully

They move closer now

And you will see what I mean

It’s like a bad dream

The only sound that you will hear

Is when I cry out in fear

Oh-oh-oh my Gouda!

So your in front of the window. There are a thousand hares going for the window. You will be smooshed right through shards of broken glass; with emphasis on smooshed and shards. I hope you have good medical insurance or a least a first aid kit.

Shades of Norma Rae!

I had a wicked case of hiccups tonight. I know the only cure is to sit in the dark with my feet up and pet a cat. Right on time, Lucy shoed up for a scritching session. Cured!

Brilliant! Natasha is just brilliant!!

If the Zombunnies are not doomed, the window will be. The mice are doomed either way.

Oh. My. Gouda! I LOVE it! Yay Bunnies!! And there’s a French Lop in the midst of the Bun Run. Oh, Georgia, thank you.

Zombunny toe beans!

It has come to this. Natasha the white has enticed the Urakai ZomBunnies to attack the “windoor” of Durin. It is hoped that the crush of Urakai zombunnies will open the door and allow our Fellowship to pass into the Forest.

Producer notes: while the novel has a door, due to budget constraints we filmed this with a window – hence “windoor”.

See more information on the Extended version of the Fellowship of the Robber Baron Mice on Blue Ray with Digital code. 219 additional minutes of footage, including Director’s commentary and commentary from Alice (Bilbo) and Natasha the white.

Is it time to pray to cheeses yet? How about a reading from the Gouda Book?

B. Siglar: Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow!

Oh, the lab in here is frightful,

But outside could be delightful,

And right now there is no snow,

So let’s go, so let’s go, so let’s go!

…….

I don’t like to be green all day,

And it wears off anyway,

And there’s carrots out there, I know,

So let’s go, so let’s go, so let’s go!

…….

When it’s time to take another pill,

I would rather be outside in the sun

And with any luck I know I will

Join my wild friends and have fun!

…….

The glass in the window is breaking,

And there’s carrots outside for the taking,

And the four mice out there all know,

So let’s go, so let’s go, so let’s go!

I like how in the second panel the conversation bubble is almost physical! Some bunny ears are on one side, some on the other, and one has his ears down because he’s right under the bubble! And I don’t know what’s gonna happen with a zombunny apocalypse. I can just see them running around town looking for carrots.

That’s a lot of Bunnies.

Guess that is not the first glass broken

Green buns are not the first to try

I’m not the first to know

There’s just no getting over cute

They’re not just fools who are willing

To hop around and lick at you

And baby, can’t you see there’s something else for them to do?

They’re hopelessly devoted to food

And now they’ll try to get outside

By pushin’ that pane aside

They’re out of their heads

Hopelessly devoted to food

I’m hopelessly devoted to cute

- J. Farrar – Hopelessly Devoted To You – Olivia Newton-John

AP:

It is reported that the carrot crop for the entire east coast is missing. Farmers from Maine to Connecticut have reported that planted fields of carrots have been emptied overnight.

“It’s a mystery, to be sure,” said local farmer Sue Ellen. “I haven’t seen anything like this in all my years.”

Grammy-winning lyricist, Kitty Katz, posted online that her garden was emptied of carrots last night. “Perhaps there is a song that can come out of this strange happening,” she wrote to her fans.

Word has been sent to Noted Cuniculture expert Robin Harwood, at his secret base of operation in the wilds of Australia. However, Dr. Harwood has not been seen in public for over nine years since he began a study of Felinology with a particularly dominant Queen Cat that is always referred to in the third person.

Another request for a consultation was sent to JDP & Associates in Huntington Beach, CA. However, in a strange twist, the JDP research facility appeared to be locked down, and their usual security has been replaced with armored individuals with blade weapons patrolling the perimeter. In addition, Huntington Beach authorities have been contacted about what appears to be short bowmen with disfigured ears that are seen lining the roof of the JDP facility. More on this story as it develops.

There are unconfirmed reports of giant emerald rabbits with red eyes in the areas where the carrots went missing. However, the Authorities are not taking these accounts seriously and are attributing them to the consumption of hard apple cider, known to be available in the region. When pressed, Police Chief Le’Letha advised that ‘If’ you see an oversized green, red-eyed rabbit not to approach it. Instead, call the station, and an Officer will be sent over.

BOOM CHUKA BOOM!!

OT Nikki update:

A bunny stampede with you and Violet right in the way? This was your great idea?

How many zom-bunny licks does it take to wear away a pane of glass?

Welp, time for the zombunny apocalypse!

Bunnypede!!!!!!!!!

AP – NEWS FLASH

Local retired RN Freyja has been found in her backyard in upstate New Hampshire, covered in what appears to be rabbit saliva. She was found by her neighbor, McColl who resides at 34 Hasenpfeffer Way.

This story is developing and will be updated.

A brilliant and cunning plan!

That’s one way for them to get that window open.

OT:

Yo! Violet shot the pellet that caused a mega lab flap

So now please sing along with me to my mouse bounce rap

When Nat and Alice plot against lab techs Dim and Dimmer

We know they will get green bunnies to hop up and deliver

Because Alice and Nat are never, ever quitters

Truth is they’re fierce sisters from a different litter

So go ahead now, call on your Golden Mouse or a bunny buddha

But don’t forget to also close your eyes and shout out:

“Oh. My. Gouda!”

AP – NEWS FLASH

…This is continuing coverage of the strange sitings and missing carrots in the North East. We are joining our AP call-in show, already in progress…

“Our next caller, Dennis in Seattle, go ahead, you’re on the air,”

“Hi, this is Dennis. Am I on?”

“Yes, caller. Go ahead.’

“It’s the Zombie-Bunnies! It’s the apocalypse!”

“Zombie-Bunnies?”

“Yes! They are coming for you. Hide your carrots!”

“Okay…Thank you, caller. We are now going overseas for our next caller. This is Rat, from Wales. Go ahead, caller…”

“Su’mae. Ye all are doomed!

“Thank you, caller. Recapping, carrots have gone missing throughout the Northeast, and emerald bunnies have been reported being seen. This is AP News call in show…”

Ride the green, furry wave.

This arc is really bringing out…something…in the Orbsters. Keep it up, folks. (listens to Slade: “Mama, Weer All Crazee Now”)

And the “I May Not Have Thought This All The Way Through” prize goes to….

I guess it isn’t surprising they don’t say “Oh my Cat!”

Everyone’s favorite commentor with a rabbit icon, Happy, Happy, Happy has been missing from here and “Ten Cats” during this run. I hope he’s not in that lab or traumatized by those poor green bunnies.

Carrots are actually bad for bunnies.

When I learned this, I realized absolutely everything I learned as a child was wrong.

For zombies, those bunnies are pretty nimble.

Window doesn’t stand a chance.

Especially since it wouldn’t surprise me if that window wasn’t up to code for that lab to begin with anyway.

AP – NEWS FLASH

It is now being reported that Denny Wheeler and Marilynn Byerly have been reported missing.

The two friends were last seen driving through the forests of Connecticut on an autumn foliage tour. Their abandoned vehicle was spotted outside of Torrington, CT. The doors opened, and the keys were still in the ignition.

Hundreds of rabbit paw-prints were photographed by local CSI technicians around the car and, a substance that looked like saliva was all over the windows and windshield. Lab reports on the saliva-like substance are pending.

Repeating – Denny Wheeler and Marilynn Byerly are missing somewhere in the Torrington, CT. area. Anyone with information should call the Torrington Police Department.

This has been an AP news report.

OT: Happy Black Cat’s Day, Puck!

I’m, sorry, I was hoping the impression would wear off…but their little hospital gowns still look like paper Dixey cups to me… :D

Well, that’s not gouda…

‘Oh My Gouda’ what a wonderful expression of surprise, & wonder. Also commenters made so many great cheesy replies! Made my chilly 42 degree Tucson early Wednesday warmer!

AP – NEWS FLASH

The AP now reports that ace reporter and award-winning Author of the Giblet & Belle series is missing. RS ventured into the region of emerald rabbit sightings and disappeared. However, a search of the area did reveal his phone with a recorded message. The recovered phone was turned in to the local authorities. AP has gotten a hold of a transcript of what was recovered.

(Sound of running) “The Zombie Bunnies are real! They are green with big red eyes and..(unintelligible sounds)…is our only hope. I will get this to…(sound of falling and then a scream)”. “Oh, My Cat, they are so fluffy!”

End of recording.

RS’s wife, Marie, was approached for comment concerning her missing spouse. Unfortunately, she declined to make a statement because she was busy canceling her husband’s credit cards. Still, she did ask our reporter for any recommendations on attorneys that can quickly probate wills.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! GREAT story, Georgia! Thank you!

Georgia, your level of creativity and inspired silliness is sublime!!

Will the zombunnies be rescued from the sinister laboratory researchers and their nefarious plot be uncovered. Stay tuned…

Oh boy.

The bunnies become allies. “Oh my gouda” points up the difference between the cats and the mice. The cats say the more self centered “Oh my cat.”

NATASHA’S TO BLAME FOR THE WEREZOMBIE RABBITS GETTING OUT OF THE LAB! Did she join in the government cover up of what happened to the infected town? And was she secretly in the employ of Clamp’s new lead scientist?

The mother of all wabbit seasons!! RUN AWAY!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!

It would explain why the local bunnies are sooooooo friendly.

Well I for one did NOT see this coming. But it is an awesome twist, especially for all the “headline news!”

This is just… so good!

Just let the wave wash over me. :)

It’s been so long since I came back here, now my pfp’s gone but hey what’s up

They had better move quickly.

Wow that’s a lot of zombunnies