life is like a bowl of cherry pits…the rich eat the cherries and leave the pits for the rest of us, poor dumb bastards to figure out where they came from…..
That reminds me of on “The Simpsons” in the episode “Lisa the Vegetarian”, where Lisa comes across a billboard that reads “Don’t eat beef”, and she becomes happy about it… only for the billboard to change and say, “Eat deer”.
BE THIS GUY almost 3 years ago
The truth often isn’t nice.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 3 years ago
It isn’t a Wonderful Life.
BasilBruce almost 3 years ago
I’d rather embrace large-denomination bills.
Leojim almost 3 years ago
Rat has a pretty good point!
baddawg1989 almost 3 years ago
The title should be ‘Life is a Backstabbing B*^@#’. ;-)
Concretionist almost 3 years ago
Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose.
ImDaRealAni almost 3 years ago
I think it’s part of the criteria for something to be classified as a living organism.
Johnny Q Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“When life shoves you around, all you can do is stand up and shove back!”—Rolonoa Zolo
Cornelius Noodleman almost 3 years ago
I like to embrace change, mainly quarters and halves.
Baarorso almost 3 years ago
“Nail down the cheese,” says I. “It won’t move!”
Radish the wordsmith almost 3 years ago
Spare change?
AndreasMartin almost 3 years ago
Not true. There’s always a choice. It’s the people who might react inconsiderately to some choices.
darkwingdave almost 3 years ago
Larry Winget would approve.
Sanspareil almost 3 years ago
“Life”, loathe it or ignore it, you can’t like it!
Marvin
Imagine almost 3 years ago
Change is good. But paper money is better.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Change is the only thing that doesn’t change.
one8romeo almost 3 years ago
Constant change is here to stay
iggyman almost 3 years ago
The old "Life is a BIT** and then you die story!
Looneytunes65 almost 3 years ago
It’s the truth. No need to sugarcoat it.
Ellis97 almost 3 years ago
Well, he’s only got five years anyways.
jel354 almost 3 years ago
Goat thinks Rat is neither nice nor concise.
LesliePiper4 almost 3 years ago
If ‘one’ has nothing in life to wonder at…..very rare.
zerotvus almost 3 years ago
life is like a bowl of cherry pits…the rich eat the cherries and leave the pits for the rest of us, poor dumb bastards to figure out where they came from…..
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
There’s curve balls, and forks in the road….one must decide which is good for himself….
walstib Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Bowie: ♪ “Turn and face the strange – Ch-ch-changes” ♪
Lee26 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
The Bible said that ’we’d have trouble all our days’. I guess it nailed it. I wonder what else was ‘nailed’.
SheMc almost 3 years ago
My name is change, embrace me!!!
raybarb44 almost 3 years ago
Still true nonetheless…..
car2ner almost 3 years ago
I think mostly Life is Good, and then I watch the news. Many of us have no real idea how lucky / blessed we actually are.
COL Crash almost 3 years ago
Oh it does give you one other choice. But Death isn’t that good of an alternate to me.
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Wait – do the millennials know about that 3d panel?
christelisbetty almost 3 years ago
“Embrace change” Just don’t squeeze too hard.
Linguist almost 3 years ago
The perfect blend of Stoic and Epicurean philosophies!
CaveCat87 almost 3 years ago
That reminds me of on “The Simpsons” in the episode “Lisa the Vegetarian”, where Lisa comes across a billboard that reads “Don’t eat beef”, and she becomes happy about it… only for the billboard to change and say, “Eat deer”.
Goat from PBS almost 3 years ago
It would be nice if life accommodated to us. Not gonna happen.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Rat gets points for an accurate book title.
KEA almost 3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiDCZyYrJ5M
zeexenon almost 3 years ago
A great tome defines it as SSDD.
guitarpicker56 almost 3 years ago
Life is what you make of it; what you put in and expect to pull out.
Totalloser Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Life Sucks , Then you Die
iggyman almost 3 years ago
They DO say there is a coin shortage!
Sisyphos almost 3 years ago
Gotta admit, Rat does get right down to the nitty-gritty in his book….