Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 30, 2021

Of course he did not shower.

Can’t you feel the sand pouring out of his underwear?

You did not.

Sand in the sheets. Like Bert telling Ernie that he will get crumbs in the sheets because he’s eating cookies in bed.

Clip shows that + Ernie’s solution to getting crumbs in his sheets.

Now here’s where the Wiz could use the help of a sand witch.

“I thought you were just being beachy….”

Beach please!

“i got a drink in my hand…got my toes in the sand..all i need….”

Well, with a (loving?) wife that talks like that in bed, I can totally agree with him in panel 2.

If I ever tried to go to bed without showering first, the wife would be sure I was sleeping alone that night.

Now you know why Anakin didn’t like sand, Wiz!

Now all you can do is grit and bear it, Wiz!

SAND. . . .E-E-E-E-W-W-W-W-W!!!!

If two witches were watching two watches, which witch was watching which watch?

Sandy sheets …ew

Has anyone noticed the wiz’s moons keep changing directions not only today but on other days?

For many years we went to the Jersey shore for a week each summer. They have outside showers that get rid of sand quite well.

Sand gets in everywhere, you don’t want it to be.

Never take the beach to bed. Shower, or rinse, or face the consequences.

I can’t even stand wrinkled sheets let alone sand- – - ewwww!

Sleeping in a sandy bed… that is the worst.

He must be Ashton Kusher’s ancestor…