Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 01, 2021

I hate small talk and playing up to clichés, which sometimes causes basic curteousy to be uncomfortable for me.

Look REALLY hard and you’ll see them both blushing.

Bravo, Phoebe, on making Marigold slip up like you slipped up.

To which Marigold responds with “Baka Phoebe-chan!”.

Also enjoyed today’s Owl House. Status quo changes about and…

And Lumity is fully official:-D.

Kind of like when the waitress says enjoy your meal and you reply back…… you too!

It’s contagious !

It’s funny until you don’t think Marigold is ready to duel with others unicorns for establishing her beauty supremacy.

You, too! ;D

When a waiter says, “Enjoy your food”,

Every single time I will say, “You too!”

I mean it, yo, grab a seat next to me,

Pull yourself a cup of my dig-ni-ty!

AWKWARD! When will this moment pass?

AWKWARD! I feel like such an #$%!

AWKWARD! It makes my skin crawl!

AWKWARD! Yo, yo, it makes me feel so small!

—Awkward Rap, collegehumor (2008)

Think of it this way: Marigold has called Phoebe a unicorn!

Cue George Michaels’s “Careless Whispers.”

I like to think of a script alteration: “Have fun storming the castle!” “You too!”

When someone has said “happy birthday” I’ve almost said “same to you”. It’s a natural reflex.

Well, by unicorn court ruling, Phoebe is in fact a unicorn, so at least that’s not the embarrassing part.

With the Shield of Boringness the Unicorn race has taken themselves mostly out of affecting Humankind.

One time Tilly said to me, happy birthday! And I went, you too

Phoebe’s unicorn VS Phoebe’s mom’s unicorn:

ON THE NEXT CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH!!!!

Well, Phoebe IS a unicorn at heart.

I have done this so often when someone wishes me a happy birthday