This arc coinciding with a 4th of July Twilight Zone marathon that featured Richard Haydn living with vengeful technology is a bit doodoodoodoodoodoodoodoo!
Just unplug or turn off your exercise machine. I have indoor skier/glider no power just me. One that I really love Airedale glider real easy to use, but only lasted 3 months before broke down.
Try changing your Wi-fi password so it is no longer connected to the internet. Then uninstall any app you put on your phone that connects to it. Though $49/mo to not have to go to a gym sounds like a bargain IF you like cycling (I don’t).
boydpercy Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Or maybe Joe will shoot it for you and alleve your suffering!
Enter.Name.Here almost 3 years ago
Don’t pay your internet and it will eventually get fed up and leave on it’s own.
Lawrence.S almost 3 years ago
Time to pull the plug.
jagedlo almost 3 years ago
A good plan, in theory, Clarence…but in execution…
preacherman Premium Member almost 3 years ago
At some time, the exercise bike will make its transition to valet and be no trouble at all.
Ellis97 almost 3 years ago
How are you gonna get it out?
PoodleGroomer almost 3 years ago
Start hanging laundry from it.
random boredom almost 3 years ago
By “sleeping”, you mean auto-update-and-rebooting.
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member almost 3 years ago
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Hah! It can often seem that those infernal machines are trying to control us. My own “sport watch” yells at me to “MOVE” every so often.
verticallychallenged Premium Member almost 3 years ago
This arc coinciding with a 4th of July Twilight Zone marathon that featured Richard Haydn living with vengeful technology is a bit doodoodoodoodoodoodoodoo!
David Huie Green YouSupportWhatYouDoNotOppose almost 3 years ago
Just don’t let Arnold Schwarzenegger get close to it.
You don’t know if he will be pre or post reprogramming.
kab2rb almost 3 years ago
Just unplug or turn off your exercise machine. I have indoor skier/glider no power just me. One that I really love Airedale glider real easy to use, but only lasted 3 months before broke down.
Ukko wilko almost 3 years ago
Unplug it.
smartman almost 3 years ago
Try changing your Wi-fi password so it is no longer connected to the internet. Then uninstall any app you put on your phone that connects to it. Though $49/mo to not have to go to a gym sounds like a bargain IF you like cycling (I don’t).
joannesshadow almost 3 years ago
Is its name Hal?
briangj2 almost 3 years ago
You could take a page from “Calvin and Hobbes”
https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1990/07/20
https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1990/07/21
William Bludworth Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Clarence, disengage the electron transfer conduit interface!