Now if NASA can only figure out how to use just a little of the energy in the bouncing GQP reality checks, getting to Proxima Centauri would be a snap.
Of course, the GQP doesn’t want a commission to investigate as many will be found complicit and that could hurt them in 2022 and 2024 as their sheeple may wake up to see how deceptively and immorally incompetent they truly are…
You know how, if you’re a tourist and somebody says “bienvenu” to you, you can whip out your French-to-English dictionary and look up that it means “welcome”? Well, it’s the same deal with right-wing phraseology: It’s a language all its own. So, in an effort to promote better communication in American politics, here’s a start on a handy right-winger-to-normal-English dictionary:
fake news = honest reporting
enemy of the people = free press
alternative facts = lies
tort reform = corporate protection bill
tax relief = billionaire enhancement program
right to work = kill unions
healthy forests initiative = chop down more trees
clear skies act = no more birds
patriot act = civil liberties farewell tour
patriot = vigilante
dangerous criminal element = young Black men
cost-effective corrections = for-profit prisons
enhanced interrogation techniques = torture
judicial activists = judges who’ve read the Constitution
secure elections = voter suppression
election integrity = preventing Blacks, Latinos, poor people, and students from voting
chain migration = family reunification
invaders = asylum seekers
rapists and murderers = Mexicans
security threats = Canadians
decisive leaders = authoritarian dictators
support our troops = more money for military contractors
socialism = Satanism
good people = racists and fascists
abstinence education = sexual ignorance
no child left behind = standardized testing for all
Satanic mind-rotting plot = evolution
just some egghead’s opinion = science
religious liberty = Christian fundamentalism for all
Let’s face it: the mob of traitors who stormed the Capitol at the urging of the head traitor, Trump, did it just a few MONTHS ago. If it had happened a century ago, and there happened to be extant, let’s say 10% of the video that we have now, even THEN only imbeciles and lunatics would NOT know that it was a violent insurrection.
I saw Rob Halford’s Insurrection Tour when he played the Cow Palace back in 2000. The medley of “Into the Pit/Running Wild/Breaking the Law” was electrifying.
Their wouldn’t have been an insurrection if Trump had been able to legally throw out millions of democrat votes with unsubstantiated claims of voter fraud. Luckily republicans are passing laws across the country to make that perfectly legal. Thanks Manchin and Sinema for handing our country over to the neo-fascist republican party.
Concretionist about 3 years ago
I must have missed something?
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 3 years ago
We’ll never know if those “tourists” at the capitol were Rump supporters because no one took a poll.
sipsienwa Premium Member about 3 years ago
Some really good art on this subject today.
mr_sherman Premium Member about 3 years ago
Now if NASA can only figure out how to use just a little of the energy in the bouncing GQP reality checks, getting to Proxima Centauri would be a snap.
The Love of Money is . . . about 3 years ago
Have the already changed the school history textbooks in Texas ?
ollou90 about 3 years ago
The first panel might also be dated August 24, 1814.
shakeswilly about 3 years ago
You forgot Sep 11 2001 when TOURISTS decided to take over piloting duties in airplanes…. The GOP was not as forgiving then,
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 3 years ago
I hear the Jan 6 group all arrived in SHORT BUSES!
docachon about 3 years ago
Good things was most of the Tourists were White. Otherwise, none of them would come out the Capitol alive.
Masterskrain Premium Member about 3 years ago
Seriously…is it possible for the leadership of the GQP to be more pathetic and deluded??
Wait… I shouldn’t ask that, because they sure as hell will TRY!!!!
RobDelman Premium Member about 3 years ago
Brilliant, sir!
MaryBethJavorek1 about 3 years ago
And now Trump is upset with the ones that are backing the hearings. Anyone that says boo to him gets on a $h!#li$# with him.
yimhere about 3 years ago
I’m not sure anyone could have made up such a preposterous scenario. Fantasy “trumps” truth, which will set us all free! EEEgads!
TurbosDad about 3 years ago
Of course, the GQP doesn’t want a commission to investigate as many will be found complicit and that could hurt them in 2022 and 2024 as their sheeple may wake up to see how deceptively and immorally incompetent they truly are…
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 3 years ago
You know how, if you’re a tourist and somebody says “bienvenu” to you, you can whip out your French-to-English dictionary and look up that it means “welcome”? Well, it’s the same deal with right-wing phraseology: It’s a language all its own. So, in an effort to promote better communication in American politics, here’s a start on a handy right-winger-to-normal-English dictionary:
fake news = honest reporting
enemy of the people = free press
alternative facts = lies
tort reform = corporate protection bill
tax relief = billionaire enhancement program
right to work = kill unions
healthy forests initiative = chop down more trees
clear skies act = no more birds
patriot act = civil liberties farewell tour
patriot = vigilante
dangerous criminal element = young Black men
cost-effective corrections = for-profit prisons
enhanced interrogation techniques = torture
judicial activists = judges who’ve read the Constitution
secure elections = voter suppression
election integrity = preventing Blacks, Latinos, poor people, and students from voting
chain migration = family reunification
invaders = asylum seekers
rapists and murderers = Mexicans
security threats = Canadians
decisive leaders = authoritarian dictators
support our troops = more money for military contractors
socialism = Satanism
good people = racists and fascists
abstinence education = sexual ignorance
no child left behind = standardized testing for all
Satanic mind-rotting plot = evolution
just some egghead’s opinion = science
religious liberty = Christian fundamentalism for all
values voters = shameless self-righteous hypocrites
clean coal = dirty coal
(to be continued)
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 3 years ago
(continuation)
world’s greatest hoax = climate change
that which may not be spoken = climate change
[obscenity redacted] = climate change
health-care system = health-insurance jungle
health-care plan = don’t get sick, or die quickly
Stalinism = Obamacare
Benghazi = Pearl Harbor
terrorists = pro-justice demonstrators
Black Lives Matter = Proud Boys
Antifa = QAnon
tourists = insurrectionist mob
people = corporations
speech = money
peace = war
slavery = freedom
strength = ignorance
This list is still under construction. Additions welcome.
ferddo about 3 years ago
GQPs are still sure that the British attacked airports during the Revolutionary War…
Radish the wordsmith about 3 years ago
Its up to the American people to vote the anti democracy dictator loving big lie republicans out of office.
Godfreydaniel about 3 years ago
Let’s face it: the mob of traitors who stormed the Capitol at the urging of the head traitor, Trump, did it just a few MONTHS ago. If it had happened a century ago, and there happened to be extant, let’s say 10% of the video that we have now, even THEN only imbeciles and lunatics would NOT know that it was a violent insurrection.
fritzoid Premium Member about 3 years ago
I saw Rob Halford’s Insurrection Tour when he played the Cow Palace back in 2000. The medley of “Into the Pit/Running Wild/Breaking the Law” was electrifying.
dyerjames944 about 3 years ago
The next tour, THE TWILIGHT ZONE!
grumpypophobart about 3 years ago
’We’re walking’ alright. Killer zombies full of Trumpade.
wildthing about 3 years ago
Their wouldn’t have been an insurrection if Trump had been able to legally throw out millions of democrat votes with unsubstantiated claims of voter fraud. Luckily republicans are passing laws across the country to make that perfectly legal. Thanks Manchin and Sinema for handing our country over to the neo-fascist republican party.
FreyjaRN Premium Member about 3 years ago
The QOP needs to stop ingesting hallucinogens.
Banjo Gordy Premium Member about 3 years ago
One of Rob Rogers best illustrations!