Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 15, 2021

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    Antiyonder  over 3 years ago

    M. Night Shyamalan feels like he’s missing out on something and it’s driving him crazy.

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    TheBetterYouTuberNamedLogan  over 3 years ago

    oh yeah, it’s big brain time

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    codycab  over 3 years ago

    “Suckers! I would have gone for 20!”

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    ericbrower  over 3 years ago

    Max has a promising future in politics.

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    Dirty Dragon  over 3 years ago

    It might be good ‘politics’ with the kids in the class, but as a debate tactic… I think changing the question is an automatic disqualification.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 3 years ago

    way to uphand Phoebe there, Maxo

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    RyanOrtega  over 3 years ago

    DAAAAAAAMN

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    Wilde Bill  over 3 years ago

    That would mean your school day would last 15 minutes longer.

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    Averagemoe  over 3 years ago

    He knows that no one is going to listen to him, so he can pretty much say whatever he wants.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Ruh-roh.

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    kaykeyser  over 3 years ago

    I don’t think that’s how debates go Max. You generally pick different sides. But that is how you win over an audience.

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    Zoomydid  over 3 years ago

    Nice one, Max!

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    andacar  over 3 years ago

    I thought he might point out that if recess was longer they would have to go home later.

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    Troglodyte  over 3 years ago

    That’s the kind of argument that would “wooo” the audience!

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    Aladar30 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    My vote is for Max! But that was a dirty move.

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    mistie710  over 3 years ago

    I blame the teacher. She should have given a better clarification of the topic.

    Max wins this one!

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    Wichita1.0  over 3 years ago

    I proposed this at work and got a note on my personnel file…

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    owenwolf_76  over 3 years ago

    OK…so when did they start teaching PoliSci in grade school. There is no way that even Max came up with that.

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    scyphi26  over 3 years ago

    Wow, Max is already five steps ahead of everybody here.

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    CaveCat87  over 3 years ago

    Wow, Max actually pulled a Bait-and-Switch right there when he said, “Recess shouldn’t be five minutes longer”, before adding that it should be 15 minutes longer.

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    daleandkristen  over 3 years ago

    SECURITY!!!! Please escort Ric Flair out the nearest exit…..

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    fuzzybritches  over 3 years ago

    Now, imagine if the trade for 5’ longer, or 15’ longer, was to add up all those increments and add the appropriate number of days at the end of the school year. Hmm.

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    SHEEP on gocomics!   over 3 years ago

    gasp! twist!!

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    AlfredJr.Hall  over 3 years ago

    Max, your fly is open. Or that’s your trousers on the floor? It fell off you.

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    nsr60  over 3 years ago

    So where do you two stand on the minimum wage?

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 3 years ago

    Make recess shorter but have 2 of them 15 minutes each.

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    CoffeeKitty37  about 2 years ago

    Aw yeah, this is big brain time

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    Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon  5 months ago

    He’s paid them to side with him! I call fix!! >:(

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    jerrica.benton333  4 months ago

    “$299”^

    ^finger quotes

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