The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 03, 2021

Gave you the finger? How could you tell?

After laughing my butt off for a while I must say this is one of the best word plays I have seen.

Bird Bird Bird

Bird is the word

GROAN

Well, no encounter with the early bird then!

He’s just not a morning bird.

“The worm turns”!

When I’m driving in town, if I don’t get the finger at least once a day, my day isn’t complete !

I guess the bird didn’t feel peckish this morning.

The second mouse gets the cheese.

The panel i s the product of a great mind that needs no sleep.

Don’t fowl into bad habits.

So he gave you the “bird”, eh?

Come on folks. It was bound to happen sooner or later.

Gave you the feather, anyway.

LOVE it!

If the couple wanted twins, would cutting him in half make two kids?

Ironically – when I was younger, that “motion” was called flipping the bird…

B.C. sez: “Birds got fingers!”

Shouldn’t that be “…gave me the feather”?

Don’t say a thing to him until he gets up and goes to the windshield.

I dont get it

I’m surprised the bird turned down breakfast in bed.

Maybe he knows a bird is waiting?