Agnes by Tony Cochran for March 18, 2021

Maybe they’ll be able to see the McDonalds ‘Mac Tonight’ ads from the 1980s.

My hands always shook too much to form a decent image.

I at first wanted to go with a Ronald McDonald/special sauce reference, but a person has to have standards, so let’s just go with “I’m lovin’ it.”

Forget McDees! Agnes will now render her new,fresh jingle, “Back in the Dumpster, Again!”

You can’t keep a dumpster diver down. They’re like banjo players that way.

“Used Big Macs”… [snort]. ☺

Didn’t she learn her Knee Cut Lesson the last time? Stay Out.. There will be Big Rats in there next time.

I don’t want to know what a used Big Mac looks like!

Now they can spy on the neighbors

Problem is, who is there to watch that is more interesting than Trouts mom

Can I get fries with that?

A “used” big Mac isn’t in a dumpster… it’s in a sewage treatment plant.

Agnes finds the most interesting dumpsters!