Sure, blame your mother-in-law’s cooking. That’ll go well.
He should have quit the marriage while he was ahead.
The man, ’tis dead meat.
Two heads are better than….
Nah.
Less filling?
Insects and spiders eating their mate is natures form of child support.
Is she like a female praying mantis version of Jeff Dunham’s Achmed – she warned him, “Silence, …”
and then she got her wish (silence) … and is still not satisfied.
This whole thing has left a bad taste in her mouth.
He’s the headless Mantisian!
You knew he had bad taste when you married him.
But was he less filling?
So then, why does she eat him?
Unless we’re seeing a modern version of the tale of the fox and the scorpion.
I knew a mantis joke was coming. I was not disappointed.
I don’t think marriage counseling will help this problem? Funeral might, that and collecting on the life insurance.
The husband obviously has nothing to say in this marriage.
He should have joined the Sea Bees.
If he had hands, he could still communicate with his fingers. (I was referring to ASL.)
Pray, tell…
He was crazy to marry her in the first place: non compos mantis.
(It’s an old one, but somebody had to toss it in.)
He would have been OK if he just avoided sex.
Gary Larson is beaming from ear to ear.
On the plus side:
• He doesn’t complain about your cooking.
• He doesn’t leave the toilet seat up.
• He doesn’t hog the sheets at night.
mddshubby2005 over 3 years ago
Sure, blame your mother-in-law’s cooking. That’ll go well.
Aussie Down Under over 3 years ago
He should have quit the marriage while he was ahead.
Ratkin over 3 years ago
The man, ’tis dead meat.
Imagine over 3 years ago
Two heads are better than….
Nah.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 3 years ago
Less filling?
Yontrop over 3 years ago
Insects and spiders eating their mate is natures form of child support.
Doug K over 3 years ago
Is she like a female praying mantis version of Jeff Dunham’s Achmed – she warned him, “Silence, …”
and then she got her wish (silence) … and is still not satisfied.
This whole thing has left a bad taste in her mouth.
Sanspareil over 3 years ago
He’s the headless Mantisian!
Nuliajuk over 3 years ago
You knew he had bad taste when you married him.
Michael G. over 3 years ago
But was he less filling?
gantech over 3 years ago
So then, why does she eat him?
Unless we’re seeing a modern version of the tale of the fox and the scorpion.
random boredom over 3 years ago
I knew a mantis joke was coming. I was not disappointed.
blakerl over 3 years ago
I don’t think marriage counseling will help this problem? Funeral might, that and collecting on the life insurance.
Imagine over 3 years ago
The husband obviously has nothing to say in this marriage.
Radish the wordsmith over 3 years ago
He should have joined the Sea Bees.
Csaw Backnforth over 3 years ago
If he had hands, he could still communicate with his fingers. (I was referring to ASL.)
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Pray, tell…
The Brooklyn Accent over 3 years ago
He was crazy to marry her in the first place: non compos mantis.
(It’s an old one, but somebody had to toss it in.)
Buckeye67 over 3 years ago
He would have been OK if he just avoided sex.
Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray over 3 years ago
Gary Larson is beaming from ear to ear.
Bilan over 3 years ago
On the plus side:
• He doesn’t complain about your cooking.
• He doesn’t leave the toilet seat up.
• He doesn’t hog the sheets at night.