I was on temporary assignment doing software at a chemical plant in the middle of a cow pasture in Texas (It’s a tax thing). It was practically a “hostage situation”. The three-day visit kept getting extended, again and again. I would take walks and watch the cows and their calves to relieve the stress. When it finally came time to leave, I took a last look at the herd, thinking I might miss them. Instead, I had a epiphany; I was suffering from livestockholm syndrome. :) :) :)
Dr. Watson’s Jung Psychology training explained we all love to be cuddled and comforted near the breast of our mother. And HE was the first to be taken away to the hoosegow. For, they all knew it was Freud.
nosirrom over 3 years ago
The dangers of being Holmes schooled.
pauljmsn over 3 years ago
An elementary joke.
Jayalexander over 3 years ago
Well it all started when we were having tea and he asked “One lump or two”. And I gave him two lumps.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 3 years ago
No s***, Sherlock?
walstib Premium Member over 3 years ago
Sorta off topic, Doc Watson is my all-time favorite flat picking guitarist – RIP.
rugeirn over 3 years ago
Sherlock Holmes never took hostages!
uniquename over 3 years ago
They’re all Holmies now.
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Aha! The rescue is afoot!
Lablubber over 3 years ago
Stockholmes? Holmes Swede Holmes.
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
I was on temporary assignment doing software at a chemical plant in the middle of a cow pasture in Texas (It’s a tax thing). It was practically a “hostage situation”. The three-day visit kept getting extended, again and again. I would take walks and watch the cows and their calves to relieve the stress. When it finally came time to leave, I took a last look at the herd, thinking I might miss them. Instead, I had a epiphany; I was suffering from livestockholm syndrome. :) :) :)
zeexenon over 3 years ago
Dr. Watson’s Jung Psychology training explained we all love to be cuddled and comforted near the breast of our mother. And HE was the first to be taken away to the hoosegow. For, they all knew it was Freud.