Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for January 07, 2021

So callous….eh, callus.

It’s a blister, and it’s going to become severely infected.

You never know, it could mean something…

If you listen carefully to Billy Joel’s “Sometimes A Fantasy,” at the end of the song, he shouts, “I have blisters on top of my blisters!”

I see a speed bump in your future. (We have signs around here that refer to them by saying, “Traffic calming in effect”. I picture in my mind someone kneeling down by the speed bump and saying, “There there, little bump, everything will be ok.”)

Her temporal acuity is a little out of wack today. The disaster caused the blister.

“I have blisters on my fingers!”

I Wonder if that’s Yorick on the cabinet to the right?

But, give me a dirty needle and I can still salvage my original prediction…

It’s all doom and gloom with her. Bet she doesn’t get a lot of repeat business.