Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for November 12, 2020

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    Le'letha Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Science demands we investigate!

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    Sue Ellen  almost 4 years ago

    Et tu, Goldie!

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    marilynnbyerly  almost 4 years ago

    Goldie is obviously comfortable as a resident now. A cat worried about being tossed out wouldn’t be that mean.

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    Brian  Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Panel 1: “That’s nice.”

    Panel 2: “Uh oh.”

    Panel 3: “This won’t work out well.”

    Panel 4: “DOOOOMED!”

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    pschearer Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    There’s no good reason for me to expect a cat to know the correct meaning of “begging the question”.

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    deadheadzan  almost 4 years ago

    Puck, the food reporter and gourmand, lovingly describes the tart that is about to be unceremoniously dumped by our intrepid investigative reporter!

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    maggijoseph Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Cats are drawn to experiments in gravitational physics.

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    McColl34 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    The Woman went to a great deal of trouble and spent a large amount of time to make something (ostensibly to be eaten at some point) out of, as Puck points out, fragile components, and then leaves it completely unguarded and unsupervised on the counter.

    Did she forget she has cats (again)? (Or children, for that matter!)

    Why not just try to grow some plants in a pot inside the house (again)?

    Honestly! Woman, what were you thinking?

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    OliveO'Sudden  almost 4 years ago

    Uh, oh! Goldie has begun her career as an investigative journalist.♥

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    DennisinSeattle  almost 4 years ago

    All four cats agree: Scientific progress must go on!

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    Jungle Empress  almost 4 years ago

    Goldie. No. Don’t let the boys be a bad influence on you!

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    I Mad Am I  almost 4 years ago

    Next Question – How badly does it stain everything???

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    Robin Harwood  almost 4 years ago

    My usual prediction would be supererogatory.

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    Charliegirl Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Isn’t that usually Lupin’s trick?

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    catmom1360  almost 4 years ago

    Oh, Goldie, NO!

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    WelshRat Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Well, they wanted her to investigate things.

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    deojaideep aka Courage  almost 4 years ago

    Well, did it??

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    ikini Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    It looks a bit odd that Lupin’s speech bubble is behind the chart/drawing/photograph. Although I can’t really see how else that panel could have been drawn…

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    Yontrop  almost 4 years ago

    This is an unfortunate misuse of the term “begging the question”… but then, it’s coming from a cat.

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    Gent  almost 4 years ago

    This must be her first day on the job as the investicating reporter. Welcome.

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    Biskits  almost 4 years ago

    Hubby made 2 pies last night for the weekend. I advised him to put them in the microwave (turned off) to cool overnight. He scoffed at my concern they were potential cat beds. Love this strip!

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    arolarson Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    OT. Yen

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    Gent  almost 4 years ago

    And I just hope ya owl won’t blame Lupin for the fallen pie.

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    cat19632001  almost 4 years ago

    Goldie – don’t ask if it bounces. Ask “how high?”

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    cat19632001  almost 4 years ago

    Tiny autumn leaves – one of which Puck has already removed.

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    cat19632001  almost 4 years ago

    I’m seeing berry stained paw prints all over the Big Pink House in the near future. ::looks at Lupin::

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    GSD Mom Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Ack – naughtiness incoming!

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    Pinemelon  almost 4 years ago

    ah of course DOSE IT BOUNCE

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    ajh2i  almost 4 years ago

    I think Goldie and my Cricket must be related! :-D

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    Kitty Katz  almost 4 years ago

    Don McLean: American Pie

    Bye, bye this American Pie

    All created, decorated by the Woman, oh my!

    But curios minds, they are gonna try

    To see if it will bounce or fly

    To see if it will bounce or fly!

    …….

    Did you roll out all the dough?

    And did you want to show

    Your baking skills to one and all?

    Now did you leave your pie on the shelf

    With the cat all by themselves?

    And did you know cranberries do bounce?

    Now I know there is an awful fate

    As Goldie goes to investigate

    There is a whole lot on her plate

    Until the tart fell down!

    We started singing

    Bye, bye this American Pie

    All created, decorated by the Woman, oh my!

    But curious minds, they are gonna try

    To see if it will bounce or fly,

    To see if it will bounce or fly!

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    PammWhittaker  almost 4 years ago

    I can just hear Georgia saying “NO, LADY!” as she dives to catch it :)

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    Santana  almost 4 years ago

    Tart stay up

    Tart stay up, don’t let it drop

    Stop the tart

    Stop the tart, don’t let it flop

    Puck, you better run & get the mop

    Woman’s ticking, gonna blow her top

    Stop the tart

    Stop the tart, don’t let it drop

    Never drop, never drop, you hafta stop

    You make a grown woman cry

    You make a grown woman cry

    You make a grown woman cry

    Spread the blame, share the shame

    That’s not cool, won’t never be the same

    Tart, stay up!

    (Mick Jagger / Keith Richards – Start Me Up)

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    FrannieL Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    That brought a laugh out loud from me, Who would have thought that Miss Goldie would do such a thing?

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    lsnielson  almost 4 years ago

    I did not expect that from Goldie. I wonder if the pan is glass or metal?

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    rs0204 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    First of all, have any of you ever know a cat to stop when you scream across the the room – “…No!…(cat’s name)…STOP!”

    Second, the tart landing right side up, or upside down is directly in proportion to the value of the surface upon which it lands. In other words, imported Oriental Rug…Doomed. Linoleum floor…no problem.

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    davanden  almost 4 years ago

    Scientific research!

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    grocks  almost 4 years ago

    Actually, my cats would respond/stop when I caught them at something and shouted across a room. They would know what they were doing wasn’t allowed (e.g., walking into the kitchen and seeing one on the counter).

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    CoffeeKitty37  almost 4 years ago

    nOO

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    wildwind  almost 4 years ago

    Methinks Goldie’s Investigative instincts need to be redirected.

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    Hydrohead  almost 4 years ago

    Is this supposed to be a reference to Cranberries originally being called Bounceberries?

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    Michael G.  almost 4 years ago

    Yes, it does bounce. Briefly.

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    djhaywood Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Noooo, Goldie!

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    sdjamieson Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Turns out Goldie and Lupin are more alike than we thought!

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    stairsteppublishing  almost 4 years ago

    Beautiful pie. Hope someone took a picture because panel 5 is going to show a big mess with the Woman screaming or crying or both.

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    Lord Fluffernutter, Czar of the Universe   almost 4 years ago

    Yay! She’s an investigative reporter!

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    Susanna Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I wonder if the Woman has been watching The Great British Baking Show? I started watching that a while back. It sort of makes me want to bake fancy things, but they do seem like a lot of work.

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    cat19632001  almost 4 years ago

    Will the results of today’s experiment result in a Pucky chart?

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    just another cat lover  almost 4 years ago

    I think Goldie is turning into another Lupin-

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    Colorado Expat  almost 4 years ago

    Bounce – no.

    Splat – yes.

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    Kawasaki Cat  almost 4 years ago

    Shes not mean. Shes just being a cat.

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    scyphi26  almost 4 years ago

    No, no, no, you don’t bounce a tart—you eat the tart, you silly kitties.

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    Jayfbird1969 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    If the world was truly flat, cats would have pushed everything off the edge by now.

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    tims145  almost 4 years ago

    Hm, didn’t bounce. Next question, what does smashed floor tart taste like?

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    panille  almost 4 years ago

    Better that than “Does it blend?”

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    mistercatworks  almost 4 years ago

    It doesn’t matter if it bounces or gets eaten, all that hard work disappears in seconds. I guess people photograph these artworks nowadays. I used to bake a lot but left the decorating to my wife.

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    scaeva Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Today is:

    Chicken Soup For the Soul Day: BCN certainly falls in that category. Under the present circumstances, we’d all like a double order.

    Fancy Rat & Mouse Day: SQUEEEEEEEEE-EAK!!! Now rat and mouse toebeans …

    National Pizza with the Works Day: We call it “garbage pizza”—scraps of everything. They specify “No Anchovies,” but forgot to rule out lutefisk or gefilte fish. They said nothing about Brussels sprouts or kale. What were they thinking?

    National French Dip Day: Is French Dip anything like Sheep Dip?

    I’ll admit that some French people can be rather dippy, and they do have a reputation as dipsomaniacs, but if your national beverage was wine, why not? Dipping a French person may be problematic, unless wine is involved. Still why a day honoring … … What? Oh, the sandwich! Well, it figures that the French would find a less messy and more elegant way of eating Italian Beef, the eating of which essentially results in getting dipped in the jus. Now, lest those of French persuasion think my remarks too saucy, it’s all in fun. Now tell me, what wine goes best with French Dip?

    Happy Hour Day: I’m all in favor of extending “Happy Hour” to a full day. We have the crew of the USS Arkansas, BB-33 to thank for the term. This is highly appropriate, because the Arkansas got really bombed at Bikini Atoll in 1946 …

    And it turns out that the best thing to drink with a French Dip is … Belgian ale …

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    57BelAir  almost 4 years ago

    Goldie and Lupin actually share a lot of mischievousness.

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    MadisonScott  almost 4 years ago

    Reminds me of the time my cat knocked the 2lbs of butter I was softening for my Christmas baking off the counter onto the floor where all 2lbs were eaten by my furry garbage disposal of a dog. That was OH so fun cleaning up that aftermath from his rumbly tummy.

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    Lily.spokescat  almost 4 years ago

    Cartoons AND cranberry tarts?!!? Is there nothing this woman cant do?

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    lofox Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Don’t do it, Goldie!

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    Mx Crazy Cat Person  almost 4 years ago

    Is it just me or is this the first time Goldie has a microphone. Does that mean she is the resident investigative journalist?

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    Aspen_Bell  almost 4 years ago

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    Daeder  almost 4 years ago

    Now that’s some hard hitting investigative journalism!

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    NWdryad  almost 4 years ago

    Lupin is rubbing off on her.

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    Nicki's ZoMcYo  almost 4 years ago

    Can any of you lovelies in the Orb direct me to a marketplace other than Amazon that sells BCN books, please? I am angry with Amazon and wish to support a different vendor- even if it means spending more money to do so. Thank you all in advance.And thank you all also for your kind words for the loss of our Uma.

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    coffeeturtle  almost 4 years ago

    Inquiring minds want to know!

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    willie_mctell  almost 4 years ago

    The bounce test is a vital QA modality in today’s food industry.

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    Gasp! Not the Woman’s masterpiece!

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    knight1192a  almost 4 years ago

    Goldie and Lupin may not get along very well, but she’s clearly been spending too much time with him.

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    KL  almost 4 years ago

    I don’t love Goldie as much as I did before. Sorry, but that’s how it is.

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    Natarose  almost 4 years ago

    this is Goldie’s debut as an investigative reporter?!?

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    Font Lady Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Tonight Reboot got out again while we were bringing in the groceries. The tuna cans trick didn’t work, but sitting on the porch with a bite of chicken did. While I was waiting for Reboot to show up, I heard another cat talking that was much too loud to be Reboot. Then around the corner of the house came a beautiful Siamese cat. I’ve seen it around here for several days, occasionally hanging out on the front porch where we have a cat house and kibble and water. It seems to be not quite full grown or else is just very small, and quite brave. It doesn’t run very far when I drive up and get out of the car, just to the middle of the front yard. I talked to it tonight while waiting on Reboot and until it tells me differently, it’s name is Linux, or possibly FORTRAN. I left one chicken nugget in a tuna can on the front porch after I captured Reboot.

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    LrdSlvrhnd  almost 4 years ago

    Mmmmmmmm, I wants one of these now.

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    frodisaur2  almost 4 years ago

    Goldie, the Investigative Reporter!

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    kgornick Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    If the fragments were good, I’d love to get the recipe! Looked beautiful and delicious, though fleeting.

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    amarks12  7 months ago

    no tarts dont pounce but i can tell this will end badly

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    Fennec! at the Disco  about 2 months ago

    NOOOOO!!!

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