It is a fair point. However, only one of the candidates is a malignantly narcissistic con man with the intellectual and emotional capacity of a slow and troubled third grader.
This is not helpful. It is very unlikely all the candidates are idiots. The idea that there is a “perfect” candidate is like looking for a “perfect” human. They don’t exist. Start with you local candidates whom you have a better chance of knowing who they are and what their values are. Life is never perfect. You make the best choice you can and learn from the experience
One of the candidates is a nice idiot who’s friends with a pessimistic and narcissistic rat, the other is a stupid jackass who wants to eat his “Zeeba Neighba”
BE THIS GUY almost 4 years ago
There are some idiots that no village wants to claim.
DennisinSeattle Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Larry is the best eediot!!
dadoctah almost 4 years ago
“…and here on election night, the race is still too close to call.”
Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 4 years ago
What do Nate Silver and FiveThirtyEight think?
kaffekup almost 4 years ago
I’m sure now that in this country, if an axe murderer were running, the votes would be 52-48%. Probably against him.
Templo S.U.D. almost 4 years ago
wow
Concretionist almost 4 years ago
You cannot just train to be the Village Idiot, you have to have a lot of innate talent and keep training and training…
What idiocy have you committed LATELY?
BasilBruce almost 4 years ago
Will the KGB interfere with this election? If so, which one will they put in office?
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Plenty of village idiocy to go around, worse luck.
Kveldulf almost 4 years ago
Me am once try be veelidj idjit. Veelaje am tell me me am overkwallyfide.
harkherp almost 4 years ago
Rat is a KGB mole(insectivore) rather than a rodent in this election!
Gent almost 4 years ago
Only village idiots stand for elections while the wise ones go for either monarchy or communism, isn’t it, Pig?
jpayne4040 almost 4 years ago
Really can’t argue with that poll.
Breadboard almost 4 years ago
More Pig bias by Mr. Pastis ! Guess we will have to wait 3 more months to see the Crocs :-( … Croc Power !
Andrew Sleeth almost 4 years ago
538 has it in a three-way tie.
zerotvus almost 4 years ago
larry will win. he’s going to claim pig is really turkey bacon…….
Fanatic11008 almost 4 years ago
It IS a fair point
grassler almost 4 years ago
Sorry, but I think Larry would have won hands down
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
Washington DC, needs to lose its idiot….he keeps turning up like a bad roll of pennies…..
Joseph McFarlane almost 4 years ago
So we only get to see Larry once?
Golf Buddy almost 4 years ago
You’ll have to search wastebaskets to find that all those votes were for you!
Debra.night almost 4 years ago
It is a fair point. However, only one of the candidates is a malignantly narcissistic con man with the intellectual and emotional capacity of a slow and troubled third grader.
Ellis97 almost 4 years ago
Candidates are all stupid.
a nerdy trans girl almost 4 years ago
then who will they elect?
redback almost 4 years ago
what do you mean he is not a stable genius
a nerdy trans girl almost 4 years ago
I’m putting in a ballot for season one Zuko.
Caerin Premium Member almost 4 years ago
This is not helpful. It is very unlikely all the candidates are idiots. The idea that there is a “perfect” candidate is like looking for a “perfect” human. They don’t exist. Start with you local candidates whom you have a better chance of knowing who they are and what their values are. Life is never perfect. You make the best choice you can and learn from the experience
Sisyphos almost 4 years ago
The 92% are wrong; a lot of those other candidates are cunning amoral con-men and thieves, just waiting to loot the taxpayers until they bleed!
As for the two named candidates, I’m gonna vote for Larry Croc, because every so often Pig shows a glimmer of intelligence….
Agapostemon almost 4 years ago
Dang! That’s some high quality PBS cynicism!
DCBakerEsq almost 4 years ago
Yes, but who are the real idiots, the elected officials or the electorate?
Tentoes almost 4 years ago
Pastis sees the world clearly.
NatureBatsLast almost 4 years ago
Careful Pastis, or you’ll attract Rall’s trolls.
done almost 4 years ago
Vote for Pig, his idiocy has wisdom in a weird kind of way.
Number Three almost 4 years ago
Well I’m definitely not in the 92%
Pig has my vote!
xxx
Die Barney almost 4 years ago
There needs to be a pearls before swine strip where they play among us.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 almost 4 years ago
Some tragedies of history were created by the village idiot, but many more by the village genius.
ItaliaNicholas almost 4 years ago
Who else is betting that Stephan is going to win it?
RogerHughes almost 4 years ago
I mean, they aren’t wrong.
cs2854900 over 2 years ago
One of the candidates is a nice idiot who’s friends with a pessimistic and narcissistic rat, the other is a stupid jackass who wants to eat his “Zeeba Neighba”