Clay Bennett for August 09, 2020

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    Concretionist  almost 4 years ago

    Lying (down) on the job can cause that.

    (The hands are far too large)

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    rekam Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Hey, he’s got a smile on his ugly face. At least I think that’s a smile. Haven’t seen that in real life that I can recall.

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    wellis1947 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Donnie John had discovered something else he can hold, incorrectly.

    Unlike the bible in front of the burned-out church, this one serves no purpose other than to make Trump look stupid.

    Trump’s “approval rating” shows that relatively few people polled, approve of Trump’s actions – in any way possible. 80% of people polled think the country is going in the wrong direction, and, since the country is being lead by Trump – guess who Americans blame for that wrong direction?

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 4 years ago

    Everything Trump does is cockeyed.

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    sevaar777  almost 4 years ago

    Covid infection rates.

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    feverjr Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Trump knows graft, he lives graft… graphs, not so much…

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    Patjade  almost 4 years ago

    Just like his administration, his approval ratings have gone sideways, just before that precipitous drop in the end.

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    The Love of Money is . . .  almost 4 years ago

    It was the final graph of the Axios interview. Jonathan Swan handed it to Trump and said, "There’s surely no way you can put a Conservative Right Twist on this to make it look good ! "

    It was the only time Trump smiled during the entire interview and didn’t lie as he twisted the graph to the right. It was what it was.

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    Ontman  almost 4 years ago

    Smile while you can you sniveling snake oil salesman wanna-be.

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    superposition  almost 4 years ago

    He actually believes that’s all he has to do … to turn things around.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    And his MORONIC MINIONS actually BELIEVE THIS BULL$#!T !!!

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    pacebo2014  almost 4 years ago

    It’s his Bible!

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    jhroos  almost 4 years ago

    Never has the saying “the inmates are running the asylum” been more appropriate!

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  almost 4 years ago

    The Chinese government want his sorry butt out. The Russian government want his sorry butt to stay. Both are working on their desires by hacking our election apparatus as best they can, and by using social media to spread their lies. What a freaking world we’ve created.

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    mourdac Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Even upwards of 25% of Republicans disapprove of his handling of COVFEFE-45, yet another sign of the dissatisfaction with his “leadership”.

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    preacherman Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Dump follows the basic Repub strategy of constantly repeating a lie so eventually people will accept the lie as truth. That’s why he refers to facts printed by the major news media as fake news. It’s only his lies that are really factual in his head.

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    katzenbooks45  almost 4 years ago

    So much winning! It’s beautiful winning! It’s the winningest winning ever!

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    Michael G.  almost 4 years ago

    Remember when we thought Shrub was the incarnation of Alfred E?

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    Woodstock Generation Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    That chart must be Republicans only!

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    Bookworm  almost 4 years ago

    When all else fails, manipulate the data. After all, like the old story of it is mathematically certain a bumblebee cannot fly; its body is to fat and unaerodynamic, its wings are to small and fragile for it to attain a state of Lift + Thrust > Load + Drag to achieve flight. (Luckily, bumblebees do not comprehend mathematics, so they continue to perform their impossibility blissfully unaware they are unable do so.)

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    Ally2005  almost 4 years ago

    In an effort to keep Trump in a good mood, in the future, his staff will only give him a blank sheet of paper with a red line on it. That way he can make it out to show whatever he wants.

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    lonecat  almost 4 years ago

    I really don’t see why ANYONE at this point could seriously think of voting for Trump.

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 4 years ago

    If republicans are the ‘majority’ why do they lie, cheat, steal, close polling booths, work with Russia, slow down the post office, suppress the vote and knock people off the voting registers?

    Everyone hates republicans that’s why they want to make voting as difficult as possible.

    Trump threatens to have 50,000 armed right wing ‘poll watchers’.

    We need the United Nations to monitor our elections to stop republican cheating.

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    wellis1947 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    One of the pundits on MSNBC (Steve Kornacki) pointed out that in the past several elections, no matter the party or the policy, the “losing” candidate drew around 40% of the votes cast – never exactly, of course, but “around” 40%. He used this to demonstrate that we are, at heart, a “divided” nation.

    Of course, I’d love for the majority of the country to vote and agree with me – but what I’d REALLY LIKE TO SEE is the entire country voting somewhat “north” of pathetic.

    Vote for the republican “straw man” represented by Kanye West if you must but, at least, VOTE!

    Show that you care enough about this country to get off your ‘dead’ ass and vote!

    VOTE, VOTE, VOTE!

    If you’re an American it is your responsibility, your duty to VOTE – I doesn’t MATTER whether you “like” either candidate – you should be able to find SOMETHING that causes you to prefer one over the other.

    And, yes, you’ll note that I mentioned a third party candidate, West. And, yes, America has a two party electoral system – an “either/or” political system.

    But, if you’ve never voted before, you have to start somewhere, and West is as good a place to start as any.

    If, however, you are NOT a neophyte voter, you should realize that in America, the choice is an “either/or” one and you should vote accordingly!

    You may not “like” either candidate, and I can understand that – I am assuming you worked like “hell” to get your candidate chosen, and, if you didn’t you’ve got no gripe at all with whomever is running – there is, literally, “guilt by inaction”!

    You either work within the party structure to get what you want, or you sit passively and accept what’s handed you those are your choices – your ONLY VIABLE choices.

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 4 years ago

    (CNN)House Speaker Nancy Pelosi on Sunday called President Donald Trump’s executive actions on coronavirus relief “absurdly unconstitutional.”

    “Well, the fact is, is that whether they’re legal or not takes time to figure out. I associate my remarks with what the Senator (Ben) Sasse who says, they’re ‘unconstitutional slop.’ Right now we want to address the needs of the American people,” she told CNN’s Dana Bash on “State of the Union” when asked if she would sue to block them. “As my constitutional advisers tell me, they’re absurdly unconstitutional.”

    On Saturday, Trump bypassed Congress and asserted his executive powers by signing four actions on coronavirus relief after Democrats and the White House were unable to reach an agreement on a stimulus bill.

    One of the actions will provide as much as $400 in enhanced unemployment benefits but that memorandum on enhanced unemployment benefits — 25% of which states are being asked to cover — has more strings attached than the White House acknowledged and is seen as a cumbersome effort that may not help a lot of the unemployed.

    The other three actions he signed include a memorandum on a payroll tax holiday for Americans earning about $100,000 a year or less, an executive order on “assistance to renters and homeowners” and a memorandum on deferring student loan payments.

    https://www.cnn.com/2020/08/09/politics/nancy-pelosi-trump-coronavirus-actions-cnntv/index.html?

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    willie_mctell  almost 4 years ago

    No need for a Sharpie. Beautiful, perfect.

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    Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Who needs a Sharpie?

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    bakana  almost 4 years ago

    It’s all in how you look at it.

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    abraxas  almost 4 years ago

    Wasn’t he smiling with Epstein?

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    djtenltd  almost 4 years ago

    This drawing is exactly the way he thinks.

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    fairportfan  almost 4 years ago

    Given his demonstrated literacy and competency, that sort of thing may be an honest {well, more-or-less, considering it’s der Fooey} mistake

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