Close to Home by John McPherson for April 23, 2011

She’s almost half the woman she was.

Eeeeeeewwww!

corset for those on the go

But it is much more restrictive.

also, it’s very, very flattering…

I think she created a bottleneck in her hour-glass figure.

That looks painful!

Don’t try this at home ladies.

…but it looks a LOT worse. GAROOOOSSSSS!!

Ouch

Anatomically impossible, of course - the stuff inside won’t compress that far - the essential stuff, like kidneys, liver, spleen… But what caught my eye is the guy in the background… who seems to be drowning…

I almosat wet myself after reading this. There should be a warning for people with bladder control issues for this strip. Shared with all my Bariatric Budies. 5 Stars for hilarity (is this a word?)

Radio Tom, comics are not meant to be taken literally.

I almosat wet myself after reading this. There should be a warning for people with bladder control issues for this strip. Shared with all my Bariatric Budies. 5 Stars for hilarity (is this a word?)

Radio Tom, comics are not meant to be taken literally.