Garfield by Jim Davis for April 29, 2011

Jon always manages to screw up doesn’t he?

No buts about that.

The busboy was lucky he wasen’t bending over…then he would have shot across the table into the lady’s room.

…so close.

Jon, you can’t keep blaming yourself every time some odd vampire variant attacks a busboy.

please tell me that wasn’t Grandma Mazur.

No ifs not buts…..only nuts…and that’s Jon….

I want to see Jon standing at the front of a church in a tuxedo (black, not flowered), waiting for the first correct choice of his life. Don’t forget the lines. Will Garfield pretend to search his pockets for the ring?

Dear Lewreader:

Me too. Me too, and I hope it’s not too far in the future. I think if he makes it that far he won’t forget the lines.

Dentures?! noone uses dentures today especially young successful vets. She would have inplants.

I can’t believe Liz actually agreed to be seen in public with Jon wearing THAT outfit!

OH MY GOD!… and I agree with Fogger_man… can’t believe she went out with him like dressed like that xD

Shark teeth.

…and in this case, a big fat hairy one.

@ joe waskiewicz: I think he means the lady, not liz.

Ahh, Jon … you devil, you! (That is quite a mental picture he paints, though, isn’t it? ……. Not to mention the physical one, with his, um, interesting suit.)

Good one.

All that by stepping on her foot?!

Jon’s life is like a picnic in a cartoon. Just as you began to enjoy yourself, the storm clouds arrive and ruin everything

That’s true Garfield,almost every one has one now days

Jon is a mess up magnet!

Which but? the one spelled B-U-T or B-U-T-T?