FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for April 04, 2011
April 02, 2011
April 05, 2011
Transcript:
Peter: AAAA! I can't possibly weigh this little! I eat every second of every day! Ice cream! Pizza! French fries! Galore! And I'm still lighter than air! Maybe if I jump up and down on the scale... Ok, I'm done. You can take your earplugs out now, Mom. Andy: Did you remember to close the garage door behind you?
garfield246 about 13 years ago
Peter, there are about 30 000 American men out there who would kill to be that lucky.
teardroprain about 13 years ago
garfield246, I am pretty sure there are even more Women who would kill to be that lucky.
Plods with ...™ about 13 years ago
30,001
cdward about 13 years ago
garfield246, I think you mean 30 million.
lewisbower about 13 years ago
My scale works fine if I keep one foot on the bathtub.
infinite_kydeem about 13 years ago
Unfortunately it seems to be a mostly age issue. When I was a teenager, I had the same problem. Now… I just got done buying a whole new wardrobe because I couldn’t fit in my clothes anymore. {sigh}
chromosome Premium Member about 13 years ago
^You’re right… Just wait till you hit middle age, Peter.
kab2rb about 13 years ago
Peter is just like Jeremy on Zitts strip. Eat anything and not gain a pound. Me I have to sacrfice on eatting.
Destiny23 about 13 years ago
Perhaps your high-strung attitude and excessive jumping up and down have something to do with it!
Jaedabee Premium Member about 13 years ago
Andy doesn’t want to hear anything about being lighter than desired!
Takiniteasy about 13 years ago
I just pretend my scale is weighing in kilograms …
dflak about 13 years ago
It’s not that you get heavier as you get older; gravity gets stronger. If you don’t believe me, why does it get tougher and tougher to get out of bed every day. Why is it harder to keep your eyelids up after 9 PM? Why do certain parts of your anatomy sag more than they used to?
I tell you, it’s a plot started by Sir Issac Newton!
rachelbirder about 13 years ago
Ah-those were the days..
rugratz2222 about 13 years ago
well, I’m now down 105 since my GB surgery last May … still going for more … hey, why is that a pie flying out of my pc screen at me … [SPLAATT!]
steelersneo almost 13 years ago
Had a friend like that. I once watched him eat 37 ice cream sundaes in a single sitting. He couldn’t gain weight if he tried.