FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend

FoxTrot Classics

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  1. garfield246

    garfield246 said, over 5 years ago

    Peter, there are about 30 000 American men out there who would kill to be that lucky.

  2. teardroprain

    teardroprain said, over 5 years ago

    garfield246, I am pretty sure there are even more Women who would kill to be that lucky.

  3. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 5 years ago

    Must be the effects of the fuzzy green meatballs from a few days ago…

  4. Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? )

    Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? ) GoComics PRO Member said, over 5 years ago

    30,001

  5. cdward

    cdward said, over 5 years ago

    garfield246, I think you mean 30 million.

  6. Lewreader

    Lewreader said, over 5 years ago

    My scale works fine if I keep one foot on the bathtub.

  7. infinite_kydeem

    infinite_kydeem said, over 5 years ago

    Unfortunately it seems to be a mostly age issue. When I was a teenager, I had the same problem. Now… I just got done buying a whole new wardrobe because I couldn’t fit in my clothes anymore. {sigh}

  8. chromosome

    chromosome GoComics PRO Member said, over 5 years ago

    ^You’re right… Just wait till you hit middle age, Peter.

  9. Kab Buch

    Kab Buch said, over 5 years ago

    Peter is just like Jeremy on Zitts strip. Eat anything and not gain a pound. Me I have to sacrfice on eatting.

  10. Destiny23

    Destiny23 said, over 5 years ago

    Perhaps your high-strung attitude and excessive jumping up and down have something to do with it!

  11. Jade

    Jade GoComics PRO Member said, over 5 years ago

    Andy doesn’t want to hear anything about being lighter than desired!

  12. takiniteasy

    takiniteasy said, over 5 years ago

    I just pretend my scale is weighing in kilograms …

  13. dflak

    dflak said, over 5 years ago

    It’s not that you get heavier as you get older; gravity gets stronger. If you don’t believe me, why does it get tougher and tougher to get out of bed every day. Why is it harder to keep your eyelids up after 9 PM? Why do certain parts of your anatomy sag more than they used to?

    I tell you, it’s a plot started by Sir Issac Newton!

  14. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, over 5 years ago

    What happens is two things. First your eating habit doesn’t change. Second, your metabolism changes and since you are still packing in the food like you were still 17 most of it can’t be processed as energy so it gets stored as fat.

  15. Rachel

    Rachel said, over 5 years ago

    Ah-those were the days..

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