Rubes by Leigh Rubin for May 14, 2020

I drove some Jehovah’s Witnesses away by talking to them about why I believe in peanut butter! It’s not just nutritious but it’s available to anyone, it grows without need for chemicals or comparitively much in the way of hard work, and it tastes great!  In fact it’s clearly designed to be something that saves lives.

This whale doesn’t need that. But he sure could use someone with a shovel. And probably some wet table cloths to keep him from getting a sunburned belly.

Go get Lassie.

As long as it is Pinocchio or Moby Dick

That.. is what happens when you start goofing around by swimming upside down.

Gonna have to find a really big toilet to flush him!!!

I just hope their not in Oregon.

https://www.wweek.com/culture/2016/09/06/there-is-now-better-footage-of-that-time-oregon-blew-up-a-whale-with-dynamite/

With the blowhole “on top”, that whale must be having a hard time breathing.

Is that guy a moron or jehovah’s witless? Sometimes it is so hard to tell.

Really? No Herman reference? Like, “Really? ‘Call me Ishmael.’ That’s how you’re starting?”

Be aware of a new cyber threat in your Email! If you receive an Email with “Knock Knock!” in the subject line, delete it immediately! J Witnesses are working from home now! :>)