Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 11, 2011

Lucky Mom…

Calvin the Bold has already been taken. How do you feel about Calvin the Highlighter?

Ms. Wormwood dreads each Monday…

Will Mrs. Wormwood go along with this?

How about Calvin the Egotistic?

The “deranged” is not nice!!

I find mom’s lack of faith, disturbing!

Calvin the Italicized?

“Third person”, does that mean he is officially schizophrenic?

the Rock…

@cleokaya: LOL

Poor mom….lol

Nabuquduriuzhur “The Bold” (but not egomaniacal), Are you distantly related to Nebuchadrezzar (Nebuchadnezzar)? Do you have “Hanging Gardens” of Scotch Broom? It looks as if Scotch Broom ‘sweeps’ away (after a fashion) with its invasiveness, everything in its path. We have two large Forsythia bushes in our backyard which seem to be harmless enough. Are they related to Scotch Broom? I’m being somewhat facetious, but also serious. I have generally appreciated your comments from time to time. Thank you in advance for your consideration to my invasiveness of your privacy! :o)

He sounds like he’s practicing for a run for office.

How ‘bout something alliterative, e.g. Calvin the Courageous.

Night-Gaunt49 was alliterative yesterday with his clever “sniffling saurus syndrome” comment. “Calvin The Bold” might have had “a little sinus congestion” or just post-nasal drip. I know Sunday’s strip doesn’t relate to Monday’s, but I did it anyway. It’s still Calvin, although he’s not usually still Calvin, especially when he’s a dinosaur or one of his other ‘alternative’ beings.

I have to try that today :)

Calvin, the man, the myth, the legend. Try saying that instead of “I”.

Calvin, the man, the myth, the legend. Try saying that instead of “I”.

We got ya the first time, Lew, no need to chew your cabbage twice. lol

THEN I SHALL BE MASON THE BOLD!….Or Derranged =D

We are not amused.

Illeism rules!

Obviously, Calvin has a big head. Go soak your head, Calvin. If it’s not sanforized, it might shrink back closer to normal, but I wouldn’t count on it.

Isn’t he a bit short to be an NFL wide receiver?

Calvin is now a rapper?!

The BOLD what?

Calvin the Underlined

More like Calvin the Big Giant Head!

Good morning, Marg, Mike & Lonewolf!

It’s the mighty Hobbes the brave and his faithful sidekick Calvin the deranged… I like it…

On a side note… Have you ever talked about yourself in third person??? it’s really fun!!! :D

Nabuqud, try to have them ship the jobs to Tennessee. This is about as third world as it gets. Then again, most of the work force couldn’t fit in a work space because they ar so fat from fast food.

I wonder if, back in the day, this strip influenced the Artist Formally Known As Prince.

Sounds like it’s time to move on, if our surroundings bother us to such an extent. That is, unless we have some viable, workable, implementable solution we can offer and sponsor. Peace.

Mom sure takes this calmly. Maybe she knows that Calvin the Bold can’t make it stick.

Sounds like “Calvin the Bold” intends on being a professional athlete

Nothing is more annoying than someone constantly talking about themselves in 3rd person! I pity Mom at this point.

This monk never refers to himself in the third person. He leaves such annoying habits to Bob Dole and other professional annoyances.

Yet another Regis impersonator. Look what you started, Reeg!

Sounds like Rickey Henderson to me.

Hes half right,the other half is so screwed up as to cancel the first half.

“Calvin The Impossible” just about covers it!

G’Afternoon, Marg, Mike & Grog!

@chaosed - good catch (heh), but he could also be too short to be an NBA player.

Nabuquduriuzhur

Perhaps it is partially the presence of egotistical buffoons such as yourself that causes corporations to flee the state of Oregon. I’m sure that your constant negative rants win no popularity contests. They certainly have no place in the comments section of a comics page. Do us all a favor and take them somewhere else.

Needless to say, Calvin the Bold will find himself as the sidekick of Sir Tiger Hobbes, bon vivant of the world….

I think Calvin has hit it right on the head!

calvin, with the xyloid brain

Calvin the Creative….boldly going where no other kid would even consider, except maybe Danae…. or Alice

With a name like “Calvin The Bold”, I’m thoroughly convinced that he’ll make a great dictator someday … somewhere!

Calvin the Bolt, searching for a nut.

Why didn’t everybody just refer to Prince as TAFKAP when he was Sort of Question Mark?

I agree ‘Jefferydahn’, moving is an option.

geez, that’s a mean thing to say!