I have bought her $120 pillows. Breath Rite (they look funny),soothing CDs, dental inserts, and round the body wraps that could be replaced with a Golden Delicious duct taped to her back. If not for the lumpy furniture before the TV, I would never get to sleep. The sofa is beginning to contour to me. The dog doesn’t poke me with her elbows.
comicgos about 13 years ago
Mirror, mirror on the wall - who has the noisiest shnoz of them all?
Llewellenbruce about 13 years ago
Why don’t youmove to another planet Blanche?
GROG Premium Member about 13 years ago
Don’t let the door hit your hit you in the behind on your way out, Blanche.
Hillbillyman about 13 years ago
Yea Blanche…what Gorg said!
BigChiefDesoto about 13 years ago
Is that a promise?
I know several men who claim their wife snores but she won’t admit it!
lewisbower about 13 years ago
I have bought her $120 pillows. Breath Rite (they look funny),soothing CDs, dental inserts, and round the body wraps that could be replaced with a Golden Delicious duct taped to her back. If not for the lumpy furniture before the TV, I would never get to sleep. The sofa is beginning to contour to me. The dog doesn’t poke me with her elbows.
pamlicorat about 13 years ago
I can’t complain, I snore like a congested hefer.
vzs1022 about 13 years ago
Blance, dear, that’s not a threat.
odeliasimone about 13 years ago
Wow, Lewreader….. sounds like the life….golden delicious duct tape?
Miba about 13 years ago
No way she should have to go, make HIM move to the couch!
thirdguy about 13 years ago
That never worked for me, so I moved out instead.