Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 08, 2011

She should have got paid first!

Time to get a new crystal ball I’d say.

Bung strikes out before he even has a chance.

Lookin’ at her, I don’t think she’ll do any better.

Hey Jeanie Dear, what are my chances with the redhead in the corner?

Better luck next time.

Look on the bright side; Do you want to date a woman who really does know everything?

A preemptive no. And Bung didn’t even know it yet.

Now she will have to go to the bar tomorrow…

Obviously a better psychic that the one in Speedbump today: http://www.gocomics.com/speedbump

I always laugh at those psychic hotline commericials..

when they say have your credit card handy and call..

shouldn’t they already know my credit card number?..

She may be so drunk tomorrow that she’d say yes

She may be so drunk tomorrow that she’d say yes

She may be so drunk tomorrow that she’d say yes