Garfield by Jim Davis for April 03, 2020

THAT EXPLAINS IT!! Only a robot would date Jon.

Jon’s a Drama King

Did you dream of Jeanie too?

As Bender Bending Rodríguez of “Futurama” would call it, Jon’s being a robosexual.

[First Man:] I think, I think I am, therefore I am, I think.

[Establishment:] Of course you are my bright little star,

I’ve miles and miles of files

Pretty files of your forefather’s fruit

And now to suit our great computer,

You’re magnetic ink.

Shades of the Stepford Wives.

I can’t imagine what a Cat would look like on caffeine.

Rise of the Machines.

He’s seen “Westworld” too many times.

If she is then Cherry 2000 has competition.

Mind. Blown.

Maybe he caught a rerun of the TV show “My Living Doll”, with the beautiful Julie Newmar as Rhoda the Robot.

Jon really needs to learn which dreams to keep to himself.

She just blew his mind.

“And you shot bullets out of your jumblies….”

I thought she’d known him long enough not to do that.

A coffee maker is technically a robot right

If she was, that would explain a lot.

Get help, Jon

Don’t run, play the game.. she is yours to command Jon.. have your way with her.

Come on, Jon, can’t you take a joke?

Too bad this strip didn’t land on the 1st.

Julie Newmar was a very sexy robot.

Helen O’Loy by Lester del Rey

Wow, Garfield, you are not a modern woke cat. Get in the kitchen, Liz, and make me some coffee! Jez.

Jon needs to work on his sense of humor.

Only artificial inteligence would tolerate Jon.

“What!?!? You think I’m a ROBOT!?!?” “We don’t think, we know!”

And I used an android to read this.

Jon – you totally blew what could have been a romantic moment – you say – if you’re a robot, you have nice software…

♫ Sweet dreams baby / How long must I dream ♫ #royorbison :)

Jon: Nerves of STEEL!

And, just like that …

POOF! goes Jon’s brain.

(Doesn’t take much, but still.)

You are

jon vanished