Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 31, 2020

If you can’t believe it, then it’s probably not true.

If a kid is quieter than usual, that’s usually a bad sign.

boy just cannot sit still

Hasn’t she ever heard of knocking on wood?

Rosalyn must have never heard of “Murphy’s Law”……

That’s about to come to an exciting end. Conflict will now ensue and you will begin to earn that extorted fee, girl.

Rosalyn don’t go outside. You have been warned !!!

Uh-oh Spaghettios!

The tide is about to come in, at least temporarily.

5…4…3…2…1…Kaboom!

One dose of “Little Monster” coming right up….

Don’t speak too soon, Roz!

Let the show begin!

What’s he gonna do? Rassel her?

What is that bulgy thing she’s holding in her hand with the coiled wire leading away from it? (Could it be a bomb???)

Disaster strikes in 3…2…1…

Look out Ros. It’s coming from inside the house.

Believe it or not, it’s just Calvin!

She shouldn’t have said that!!!!!

Faster than a speeding pullet, more powerful than the locomotion …

This should be good for another semester of college.

Spending time on the phone is never a good thing. Nowadays is it made worse with just about everyone having a cellphone.

Rosalyn’s tactical error was to let Calvin out of her sight.

Give it a minute, Ros.

A bolt of fiery crimson is pretty impressive.

Wait for it. Wait for it… Waaaaait for it!!!

Not for long.

The calm before the storm…

I’ve forgotten what happens next, and I have to wait to find out. It’s times like these when I sort of regret having given my complete Calvin and Hobbes set to my grandchildren!

I’m not allowed to be alone with the babysitter.

Lull before the storm. Eye of the hurricane!

She let her guard down

I wonder what is his Kryptonite?

Ever notice how all of Stupendous Man’s “villains” are female? Mom-Lady, Crabapple, Baby Sitter Girl. Why not Dad-man?

Stupendous man is about to do something stupid….

“Baby sitter girl momentarily is distracted.”

Does he have a history of observing April Fools’ Day? Anyone, care to look this up and post links?

I can hear the theme-song to the movie Jaws playing in the background…

You better believe it – or not.