Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 07, 2020

She’s already as “up” as it is possible to be graded. Being dated “up”, however, is genuinely a continuum.

so what has been preventing Marigold from getting her magic updating?

I guess that also means no Shield of Boringness. She better hide in a bush like LSH.

So even a Unicorn is at the mercy of a forced Windows update:-(.

Kaykeyser called it yesterday.

I sure hope the upgrade works. It would be a serious disaster if it resulted in the blue horn of death.

Looks like your “fishing for compliments” thing is going to be gone too, Marigold.

No, a…(wait for it, wait for it)…little horse.

Well – I was close then.

Without those abilities you’re still as good as a very pretty and slender immortal horse that can talk, I was going to say. Also, Phoebe, remember which one of you has the body strength to carry the other

Phoebe, you’ll have to be Marigold’s thumbs for a while.

If her horn doesn’t work, perhaps she could get a bell?

Yep, she would just be a horse with a Lion’s tail and a Narwhal’s horn. I wonder if this will effect her shield?

…and you should’ve known better to expect that from Phoebe by now, Marigold. :P

I schedule my updates for overnight. It makes some interesting mornings.

Well, you can still run faster than a human. And get away with public nudity.

I’d like to know who’s in charge of these updates…

On “Bewitched” Samantha’s lack of using her magick regularly called it to back up. And also when they get older, maybe several thousand years it starts failing.

be careful updating to Unicorn 2.0 or Vista or XP or 10 or whatever ,because some times these updates come with changes you don’t want that bug out that thing you installed 5 years ago or it logs you out and forgets your passwords or places all your menu options in a new location or some thing. Marigold could come back from this with her tail on her nose or a coat of purple spots.