Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for February 20, 2020

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    Ida No  about 4 years ago

    Careful of starting an arms war! I just looked on Amazon, and I found both a Roomba with two steak knives taped on it, and two Roombas each with its own steak knife. There was also a hamster ball with a fondue fork glued on top, but that one had been made in China.

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    syzygy47  about 4 years ago

    Few people know this, but Skynet’s order to exterminate all human life originated from a Roomba I directed to clean my house.

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    Indianapolis Smith  about 4 years ago

    I had a Roomba once. It turned out to be a terminator from the future who’s circuitry had gotten fried and it was stuck in that shape. It tried to kill me on several occasions.

    I would have destroyed it, but it did such a good job of vacuuming…

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    Teto85 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    It’s even more fearsome when the cat is sitting on it.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  about 4 years ago

    Roombas remind me a little too much of Battle Bots. I’ll stick with brooms and plug-in vacuums.

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    Impkins  Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Love it! :)

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    PoodleGroomer  about 4 years ago

    The military high security version has a .45 taped to it. Tapes of testings show early versions being flipped over by the recoil.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 4 years ago

    As if the dogs weren’t scared enough of those things already…

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    dbwindhorst  about 4 years ago

    Nunchaku would be more graceful.

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    Mr. Quote  over 1 year ago

    Best comic so far XD

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