Well lady, per the Bible, ‘all have sinned and fallen short of the Glory of God’. So nobody deserves to get into Heaven by that standard. So, just how does one get in then? It isn’t on a point system.
Well, I’ve got news for YOU Lady! (And I use the term loosely) That’s Sheila Velk right in front of you! Didn’t recognize her with the natural hair color, huh?! Now there’s gonna be a BIG brawl and none of you are getting in! I mean, unless St. Peter wants to play a little poker . . . Bleeb, one goin’ DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
Hmmm, yes…I see it all right here in the book. Lemme see, had an affair, cheated at poker, jaywalking…WAIT-A-MINUTE…you let your dog bark all night!!!!! That’s it! Down stairs with you, sir!!
allen@home over 4 years ago
His sins are all here in the book lady. Along with yours.
Robert4170 over 4 years ago
Being a fink isn’t heavenly.
Strob Premium Member over 4 years ago
“Fine, and snitches don’t get in either.”
Robert C. Premium Member over 4 years ago
Living near you, we’re giving him credit for ‘time served’…
SHIVA over 4 years ago
Gee, I’ve always wanted to turn my head 180 degrees!!
favm over 4 years ago
Maybe he repented, but it’s obvious that you haven’t.
Stevefk over 4 years ago
I always wanted to live in a gated community, hopefully none of my neighbors will be in line behind me. And yes, I’d be dying to get there.
khmo over 4 years ago
She’s in the wrong line
WoodstockJack over 4 years ago
You do know, missy, that book in front of “Mr. St. Peter” is not a dictionary, right?
Your outburst is both officious intermeddling, and a clear indication of the state of your own soul.
Ho.
Ho.
Ho.
Less Monday... More Friday over 4 years ago
Should have kept it to herself and quietly become the next whistle-blower.
InvertedCow over 4 years ago
That is ok because all harpies go to hell, here let me escort you to the elevator shaft.
ncorgbl over 4 years ago
I wondered what happened to her. I knew her in 2nd grade always telling the teacher on me.
smorbie the great and beautiful over 4 years ago
Michael G. over 4 years ago
There’s a special place for you self-righteous, good-tellin’, teacher’s pet types.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Wow, a tattle tale at heavens gate. I am sure St Peter needs her as much as the teacher did. I wonder if a rat gets through the gate?
bobbyferrel over 4 years ago
Well, that’s two of you who aren’t getting in.
PO' DAWG over 4 years ago
President of the H.O.A.
Lee26 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Well lady, per the Bible, ‘all have sinned and fallen short of the Glory of God’. So nobody deserves to get into Heaven by that standard. So, just how does one get in then? It isn’t on a point system.
JudyHendrickson over 4 years ago
waaaa waaaa waaa!!
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
Don’t worry- they know. He isn’t in, yet!
Blot over 4 years ago
You can if you do stretches and “EXORCISE” MORE!
geese28 over 4 years ago
Snitches get stitches hmph
buskeroo over 4 years ago
Gossips don’t go to Heaven.
buskeroo over 4 years ago
Think she’ll smell her finger?
the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member over 4 years ago
so if Bleeb is in Heaven, I guess we all know where Deacon ended up
the lost wizard over 4 years ago
Just St Peter your holiness will do. No need to call me Mister.
paranormal over 4 years ago
And you Gladys Kravitz are a nosy busybody!
Impkins Premium Member over 4 years ago
Well, I’ve got news for YOU Lady! (And I use the term loosely) That’s Sheila Velk right in front of you! Didn’t recognize her with the natural hair color, huh?! Now there’s gonna be a BIG brawl and none of you are getting in! I mean, unless St. Peter wants to play a little poker . . . Bleeb, one goin’ DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
Dobie Premium Member over 4 years ago
Hmmm, yes…I see it all right here in the book. Lemme see, had an affair, cheated at poker, jaywalking…WAIT-A-MINUTE…you let your dog bark all night!!!!! That’s it! Down stairs with you, sir!!
namelocdet over 4 years ago
And how did she know about him cheating at poker???
tinstar over 4 years ago
Owl bet that would hurt for a while… at least until the neck muscles stretched a whole lot more.
CoffeeBob Premium Member over 4 years ago
And here she is, so heavenly bound she’s no earthly good.