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On an unrelated note, prayers, boops, and/or whatever positive energy you want to send my way would be appreciated. A joke I made on social media to my former boss last week turned into an informal job offer yesterday. There’s a lot to recommend making the move, and there’s a lot to recommend against it, not the least of which is that it would require just shy of a 10% pay cut (although this would be partially offset by a 25% cut in my health-insurance premium) and I would be starting from zero on vacation time when I have two weddings and a bat mitzvah on my calendar in the next 12 months. I request guidance and wisdom from the universe as I consider this decision. Thanks all.
Well, Paul and I travelled for a total of 8 hours, spent over $100 on travel and coffee (thank heavens for Tim Horton’s), just to spend 10 minutes with the cancer specialist who confirmed Paul is still cancer free. I’d do a happy dance, but I’m too tired, my bad knee aches and my feet hurt.
BillJackson2 almost 5 years ago
He graduated from the same medical college as Dr. Doom, Dr, Octopus, Dr. Cyber Dr. Bedlam, DR. Death, Dr. Alchemy, Dr. Sivana…
Jungle Empress almost 5 years ago
Oh yes, nobody’s going to notice the bills being discreetly handed to Dr. Mittens…
Sue Ellen almost 5 years ago
Somebody check Dr. Cat for webbed feet. I think he might be a QUACK!
LuvyaBebe05 almost 5 years ago
Does Dr Mittens have white paws, or is he wearing gloves?
tkstuber almost 5 years ago
Love the money Dr. Mittens is taking from “Father1”
catmom1360 almost 5 years ago
And, the doctor with the ski glasses hears it all.
DennisinSeattle Premium Member almost 5 years ago
My only hope is that Princess is catching the payoff on video.
ctlum almost 5 years ago
Ha! Snowball Taggart and Dr. Mittens, you ain’t getting rid of Kit Chase {{{swoon}}} that easily!
Robin Harwood almost 5 years ago
Still not watching.
Corwin Haught Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I wonder when Breaking Cat News will get back on the air.
WelshRat Premium Member almost 5 years ago
<Gasp!> It’s a ‘Cash for Mittens’ scheme!
almost 5 years ago
Don’t listen to him, Angora, you deserve Kit Chase.
Lifeflame almost 5 years ago
Oh The Plot Thickens (dramatic music)
Gent almost 5 years ago
I’ll bet that masked cat is Kit Chase in disguise. Look, he’s sneakily sneaked behind the bed now!
Gent almost 5 years ago
Why you disgusting dastardly deplorable doctor! Why you cunning crooked corrupt cat! Oh the blatant bribery! Oh the outright outrageousness!
cat19632001 almost 5 years ago
Angora: “Are you sure?”
Dr. Mittens: “For this amount of money, absolutely.”
cat19632001 almost 5 years ago
I love how Princess and Angora have matched their dresses to their inner ear coloration.
RonnieAThompson Premium Member almost 5 years ago
’m having a heart cath procedure at 10am this morning. Prayers are appreciated. Thank you my friends.
cat19632001 almost 5 years ago
Viejo Gato Hospital needs to do something about their security. Why, just anyone can waltz into patient rooms!
Fiona D Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Snowball Taggart is the worst. Princess needs to send Angora to de-programming clinic.
ekw555 almost 5 years ago
oh dear! and Dr. Mittens looked so trustworthy, being a doctor and all!
Gent almost 5 years ago
Today’s show is brought to you by Dr. Mittens’s Nursing Home
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Pet almost 5 years ago
BEST. SHOW. EVER!!!!!
:))))
Colorado Expat almost 5 years ago
And meanwhile, in the basement of the BPH, a strange orange cat continues to shelter from the storm…
golfgranny47 almost 5 years ago
Could that be Kit in disguise?!
T_Lexi almost 5 years ago
Aaah! Everyone’s talking about Kit Chase! [swoon…]
skipper1992 almost 5 years ago
Well, we all saw that coming.
On an unrelated note, prayers, boops, and/or whatever positive energy you want to send my way would be appreciated. A joke I made on social media to my former boss last week turned into an informal job offer yesterday. There’s a lot to recommend making the move, and there’s a lot to recommend against it, not the least of which is that it would require just shy of a 10% pay cut (although this would be partially offset by a 25% cut in my health-insurance premium) and I would be starting from zero on vacation time when I have two weddings and a bat mitzvah on my calendar in the next 12 months. I request guidance and wisdom from the universe as I consider this decision. Thanks all.
NORTHIDAHO almost 5 years ago
and we promise not to speak to Kit Chase while you’re in there.
I AM CARTOON LADY! almost 5 years ago
Looks like Dr.Mittens is being paid by the word! This may take awhile!
Susanna Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Spoiler Zone
scyphi26 almost 5 years ago
Yeah, and I hope you choke on your stethoscope, Dr. Mittens, you quack.
Code the Enforcer almost 5 years ago
“Medical Feline Malpractice!! … It’s a THING!! … The sordid details REVEALED!! On the NEXT ’Meow-ry Povich!!” ;)
luandwill almost 5 years ago
Dr. Mittens is pretty cute:)
diskus Premium Member almost 5 years ago
The Green Hornet sees all
chuckydoodle almost 5 years ago
Prayers said
willie_mctell almost 5 years ago
Doc Mittens has been bribed.
57BelAir almost 5 years ago
Dr. Mittens is a bit of a fraud, don’t you think?
ladykat almost 5 years ago
Well, Paul and I travelled for a total of 8 hours, spent over $100 on travel and coffee (thank heavens for Tim Horton’s), just to spend 10 minutes with the cancer specialist who confirmed Paul is still cancer free. I’d do a happy dance, but I’m too tired, my bad knee aches and my feet hurt.
Snowball, unfortunately, reminds me of my mother.
mistercatworks almost 5 years ago
…and not at all suspicious.
spookyalice61 almost 5 years ago
Prayers
Biskits almost 5 years ago
Dear robin, what do you think about the action this far?
mountaingreenery. almost 5 years ago
Snowball may be a manipulative scoundrel, but I like him, because he looks so like Lupin.
luandwill almost 5 years ago
And, the money changing hands….