Fred Astaire was short, and mostly bald. Cole Porter was short and mostly bald. When they announced there was going to be a Cole Porter biopic Astarie went to lobby for the job.
Porter told Fred that they were getting Cary Grant to play him in the movie.
‘But you don’t look anything like Cary Grant!’
‘And after this movie comes out, people will think that I did!’
BE THIS GUY almost 5 years ago
I know I’m laughing.
Watcher almost 5 years ago
Duke, think of the merchandising.
garcoa almost 5 years ago
Honey did most of the work, she should get star status.
Differentname almost 5 years ago
Fred Astaire was short, and mostly bald. Cole Porter was short and mostly bald. When they announced there was going to be a Cole Porter biopic Astarie went to lobby for the job.
Porter told Fred that they were getting Cary Grant to play him in the movie.
‘But you don’t look anything like Cary Grant!’
‘And after this movie comes out, people will think that I did!’
Pointspread almost 5 years ago
“I love the smell of snow in the morning. It smells like ratings.” Robert Duvall as Ambassador Duck.
Troglodyte almost 5 years ago
You can duck now, but it’s no use, Duke!
The Brooklyn Accent almost 5 years ago
We already knew he was a quack…
joefearsnothing almost 5 years ago
Good for Honey! She deserves it!
preacherman Premium Member almost 5 years ago
It serves him right. Way to go, Honey. And Duke dares not make a stink over it as all will know what a scam it was.
GoComicsGo! almost 5 years ago
WTD?!?!?!?
Bob Blumenfeld almost 5 years ago
I’ve never been able to figure out how Duck — Duke — always manages to keep that cigarette holder balanced on his lip with his mouth open.
carlzr almost 5 years ago
Cher always had the funniest lines on the Sonny and Cher show.
prrdh almost 5 years ago
It gives new meaning to the expression ‘duck and cover’.
gantech almost 5 years ago
You asked for this, Duke.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
The worm turned, and it was funny.
Joliet Jake almost 5 years ago
“With a special cameo appearance by Richard Harris as the Ambassador’s long-lost brother, the Duck of Death.”
chfabbro almost 5 years ago
Robert Duvall is not exactly known for side-splitting comedy. Now, Rodney Dangerfield or Ted Knight would have been excellent as Duck.
Herb L 1954 almost 5 years ago
Put it on my bill,said the Duck to the prostitute ;|
WilliamPennat almost 5 years ago
Quackster Duke….
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Honey is MUCH smarter than she looks.
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Robert Duvall? It’s a good likeness. Though Hunter S. Thompson (were he still alive) would be best.
bakana almost 5 years ago
Starring Daffy Duck as Ambassador Duck.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Robert Duvall would make a great Duke.
clayface9 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Cher wouldn’t be allowed to play someone Chinese nowadays.