I once knew someone who swore that he was always hung over when he had his driver’s license photo taken. That way, when a cop stopped him and asked for his license, He would look like his picture.
I’m in favor of it. For several reasons. First, and by way of a confession, I have no online presence that demands a profile pic.
Second, the poetry of it. One photo, quickly and very unceremoniously taken while you are figuring out where to stand, is how all of bureaucratic and corporate America will know you. My last one makes me look like a famous, now murdered, gangster.
Third, the essential harmlessness of the sentence. You may look bad, but so does everyone else in their license photo. You feel silly? Welcome to the human race.
GerardEngelage almost 5 years ago
Here in Belgium (until very recently) that would be a photo at age 18, or whenever you got your license. Not bad he?
wldhrsy2luv almost 5 years ago
That’s harsh!
Superfrog almost 5 years ago
Cruel and unusual.
RAGs almost 5 years ago
I once knew someone who swore that he was always hung over when he had his driver’s license photo taken. That way, when a cop stopped him and asked for his license, He would look like his picture.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I’m in favor of it. For several reasons. First, and by way of a confession, I have no online presence that demands a profile pic.
Second, the poetry of it. One photo, quickly and very unceremoniously taken while you are figuring out where to stand, is how all of bureaucratic and corporate America will know you. My last one makes me look like a famous, now murdered, gangster.
Third, the essential harmlessness of the sentence. You may look bad, but so does everyone else in their license photo. You feel silly? Welcome to the human race.
Gent almost 5 years ago
I don’t care. I’m bearly handsome anyways.
PICTO almost 5 years ago
She must have been guilty of photoshop-lifting…
Hugh B. Hayve almost 5 years ago
’I sentence you to be exposed before your peers….."
chris_weaver almost 5 years ago
Must have done something horrible!
jpayne4040 almost 5 years ago
Ouch! Oh, that’s just mean!
jpayne4040 almost 5 years ago
I love the horrified look on her face.
DanFlak almost 5 years ago
Shows you how ugly I am, my driver’s license and passport photos actually make us look good.
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
GASP! …but …but…I’m not smiling….
J Short almost 5 years ago
Try to look as angry as possible, so when the cops look at your ID, they’ll be nervous about writing you a ticket.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 5 years ago
But no one uses profile shots, so don’t worry.
Vilyehm almost 5 years ago
I sentence you to read every Off the Mark comic with the caption changed to something from either Judge Parker or Rex Morgan MD.
Nuliajuk almost 5 years ago
For me the most severe sentence would be having to use my passport photo.
anomalous4 almost 5 years ago
PJ & I always agreed that if you look like your license pic, you’re probably too sick to drive.
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
That’s what I use for my avatar.
Hippogriff almost 5 years ago
Mine looks like I was found in a field, three days after my death. Probably why I haven’t been stopped in years. They assume I’m dead.