Holly: I read "Jane Eyre" COVER TO COVER and there are NO sex scenes.
Val: Who told you there were SEX SCENES?!
Holly: Gramma!
Gramma Evie: I got her to read it, didn't I?
Holly will continue to trust Gramma…this is trival, Gramma is there for the big things in Holly’s life and those are the things that can shake a person’s trust. She knows that Gramma loves her and will keep her safe–that’s important not if Gramma tricked her into reading a book!
If something like this is betrayal and shakes the trust, then the relationship wasn’t a strong or secure one to begin with.
Mom & I found a copy of “Lady Chatterly’s Lover”–PG by today’s standards, even when we read it in the late ’70s!
There’s a bit of sex in Jane Eyre, but it’s in the past tense. When Rochester tells the story of his French mistress (and his OTHER mistresses). Of course, the amount of sex is still insignificant compared to the ink devoted to phrenology…
The way to get kids to read Wuthering Heights these days is to have them imagine Heathcliffe as a vampire. It’s actually not that far-fetched; his mysterious backgound, his almost-superhuman vitality, his hypnotic seductiveness, and how so many people around him seem to simply waste away. I think it’s even stated that he doesn’t seem to age like the others. Vampirism was floating around the literary zeitgeist at the time, even in works that weren’t explicitly supernatural; there’s a reason that era and today’s eyeliner-and-velvet subculture share the term “Gothic.”
Jane Eyre was made into a Broadway musical a few years back. I never got to see it, but I do have the CD of the songs. If you ever get a chance to hear it, well worth it.
rayannina about 13 years ago
The end certainly justified THOSE means …
bergamot about 13 years ago
But there’s definately sexual tension in that book and sometimes sexual tension can be more satisfying than sex.
thetraveller4 about 13 years ago
bergamot, maybe so, but not to a curious 13 year old girl whose hormones are kicking in…
Colt9033 about 13 years ago
Well one thing for certain, she properly not going trust grammy again.
David Culver about 13 years ago
Old age and treachery outdoes youth and ambition again. Way to go, Granny!
lightenup Premium Member about 13 years ago
Holly was looking for something obvious, like she probably sees on MTV. Ho-hum.
kab2rb about 13 years ago
Now Val don’t get mad at grandma, I agree your daughter read the book.
CrystalGuardian about 13 years ago
That’s not exactly something I’d complain to my mom about.
CrystalGuardian about 13 years ago
That’s not exactly something I’d complain to my mom about.
chasches about 13 years ago
@ rayannina: Only if the end you mean is Holly never trusting a thing gramma says ever again.
At least Holly can now justly say “I read Jane Eyre and it’s a piece of vapid crap.”
3hourtour Premium Member about 13 years ago
…to Eyre is human…
DerkinsVanPelt218 about 13 years ago
Even though she’s a girl, I still think Holly would identify with Caulfield in “The Catcher in the Rye.”
segullah about 13 years ago
Holly will continue to trust Gramma…this is trival, Gramma is there for the big things in Holly’s life and those are the things that can shake a person’s trust. She knows that Gramma loves her and will keep her safe–that’s important not if Gramma tricked her into reading a book!
If something like this is betrayal and shakes the trust, then the relationship wasn’t a strong or secure one to begin with.
Mom & I found a copy of “Lady Chatterly’s Lover”–PG by today’s standards, even when we read it in the late ’70s!
William Bednar Premium Member about 13 years ago
If Holly actually used the word “vapid” in sentence, I’d count as a victory for Grandma!!
pinkdryad Premium Member about 13 years ago
Mom doesn’t look too mad at Gramma. More like bemused. And hey, it worked!
harebell about 13 years ago
If as usual with this age, she won’t remember the next time what happened the last time. Besides, Gran might be telling the truth the next time.
fritzoid Premium Member about 13 years ago
There’s a bit of sex in Jane Eyre, but it’s in the past tense. When Rochester tells the story of his French mistress (and his OTHER mistresses). Of course, the amount of sex is still insignificant compared to the ink devoted to phrenology…
The way to get kids to read Wuthering Heights these days is to have them imagine Heathcliffe as a vampire. It’s actually not that far-fetched; his mysterious backgound, his almost-superhuman vitality, his hypnotic seductiveness, and how so many people around him seem to simply waste away. I think it’s even stated that he doesn’t seem to age like the others. Vampirism was floating around the literary zeitgeist at the time, even in works that weren’t explicitly supernatural; there’s a reason that era and today’s eyeliner-and-velvet subculture share the term “Gothic.”
cateymoore Premium Member about 13 years ago
Val is just pissed that she didn’t think of it…
Saucy1121 Premium Member about 13 years ago
Jane Eyre was made into a Broadway musical a few years back. I never got to see it, but I do have the CD of the songs. If you ever get a chance to hear it, well worth it.
kfaatz925 about 13 years ago
Love this. And personally, when I read Jane Eyre at age almost-13, I found it incredibly romantic. :)
ijfl about 13 years ago
I loved it…It made me giggle all day…Bravo Gramma
DevilDog2001 Premium Member over 4 years ago
I am using that trick on my future kids.