B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for April 14, 2019

That’s NOTHING. Just WAIT ‘til you get this Month’s (WAIT for it) Gas Bill!!!

BAR-RUM-PUM!!!

“Those were the days my friend

We thought they’d never end

We’d sing and dance forever and a day

We’d live the life we choose

We’d fight and never lose"

For we were young and sure to have our way

by Mary Hopkin

Millennial’s, think they know it all.

Karma

It must be a slow-animal day. “Off the Mark” had one too.

Perspective is everything

I guess the old fart is only halffast now. ;-}

Slow down kid, you have a hundred years to get there.

Go ahead and laugh. When 200 years old you get as good looking you will not be.

Whippersnapper.

You know how bad the gas is when you offend yourself!

We old guys can still do all the stuff the young can do, we just take our time and do it faster.

The problem is, Millennial’s are being outpaced by, the AARP crowd and Gen Z could not even get out of bed. It’s true!!

Don’t light that fart.You will be the first turtle in space ;)

Hey put, put, put couldn’t hurt in moving him along.

Ah, your stone age youth. Always showing off!

Must be a theme forming in the comics today. Barney and Clyde did a whole (st)rip on it.