Why do almost all computer errors tell you to “Contact your Systems Manager” to correct the problem. It’s a home computer so I am the Systems Manager and I don’t have a clue.
And they can manage to complicate things even further by combining the instructions for several different models, leading you on a search for a doo-dad that doesn’t even exist… ☺
pschearer Premium Member about 5 years ago
RTFM. Read the Appropriate Manual. (No, that’s not a typo.)
juncarlo about 5 years ago
Come on, no man reads a manual and much less Eno.
dwane.scoty1 about 5 years ago
Read the Instructions/Manual? Where’s the Fun in that?
gammaguy about 5 years ago
Mine didn’t come with a manual, only with detailed instructions on many ways to “avoid” electrocuting myself.
GROG Premium Member about 5 years ago
That lets Eno out; he doesn’t know how to read.
KEA about 5 years ago
What manual?
micromos about 5 years ago
. . While you wait we will play loud obnoxious music in your ear.
assrdood about 5 years ago
The solutions and procedures found in the manuals or on line NEVER WORK FOR ME. Apparently I have unique unsolvable problems.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 5 years ago
There’s no manual, Fang fed the paper shredder.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 5 years ago
I tried to read a manual recently. I read perfect English. It wasn’t.
KFischer1 about 5 years ago
Why do almost all computer errors tell you to “Contact your Systems Manager” to correct the problem. It’s a home computer so I am the Systems Manager and I don’t have a clue.
DM2860 about 5 years ago
For Eno, that would be a very long time.
ChessPirate about 5 years ago
And they can manage to complicate things even further by combining the instructions for several different models, leading you on a search for a doo-dad that doesn’t even exist… ☺
cuzinron47 about 5 years ago
It’s an Ikea product, they don’t have manuals, they have pict-o-grams.
the lost wizard about 5 years ago
My manual was screwed up. It was in French except for an English part that was upside down.
Jml58 about 5 years ago
Or less.