Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 30, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  about 5 years ago

    It’s even harder to take when you believe you live in a safe community.

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    SonicFan91  about 5 years ago

    Must be Calvin they’re talking about

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    autoteachersonny  about 5 years ago

    Should have a dachshund and a big dog eat whats left

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    Troglodyte  about 5 years ago

    That’s the thing about being burgled – it makes you feel vulnerable and violated at the same time.

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    jpayne4040  about 5 years ago

    Those are profound words by Mom. It really makes you stop and think.

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    orinoco womble  about 5 years ago

    Someone broke into my apartment years ago by climbing in the window. Fortunately for me, they took an electric typewriter that was broken (like I said, this was years ago, in 1992 I believe) and some paper money from El Salvador that I had been given by a friend because while we were both in the States it had acquired the value of toilet paper. The bills looked like the Spanish then-equivalent of 50 bucks, so the thief took them without looking closely. I had intended to use them as bookmarks.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    It is sad to realize that they will never feel the same about their house again. It is not the houses fault it was broken into and robbed, but the people in it will never trust it fully again.

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    jrankin1959  about 5 years ago

    I’ll bet if the TV’s missing, Calvin would regret that

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    jslabotnik  about 5 years ago

    Tigernappers?

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    Lecherous  about 5 years ago

    Even when they apprehend the culprit, it is basically catch and release.

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    Sportymonk  about 5 years ago

    Do not enter the house! They coukd still be there! Let the police clear the house.

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    mattro65  about 5 years ago

    Most property crime is an indirect result of the failed War On Drugs. It’s time for some common sense (an oxymoron) and a medical approach to a medical problem.

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    formathe  about 5 years ago

    Here in Ontario if you are burgled you must call in to report and they record it over the phone and email you a report for insurance eventually. you will never see a cop at your door.

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    gaebie  about 5 years ago

    This was us 3 years ago (without the kid) It turned out to be the 14 year old kid next door (with another kid, there were 6 homes involved). He spent time in juvy, worked community service, and paid us our insurance deductible from that. He was too stupid to take anything of any value, and we bought new furniture and carpeting with what he paid. We made out on this break-in. Except that we still feel vulnerable. They moved away shortly after that.

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    jjmercado0704  about 5 years ago

    My parents had an experience where they were robbed at gunpoint in Colombia and I was at home at 3 years old with my guardian. They were robbed of their phones, keys, money, and car. They are fine but it was traumatizing.

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    swanridge  about 5 years ago

    “We’re ALL ‘someone else’ to someone else” should be the motto to get us off of our butts and get serious about climate change.

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    ChessPirate  about 5 years ago

    My garage was broken into and then my glovebox, but because there was nothing of value, nothing was taken. And get this, the thief left a brand new set of needle-nose pliers! I know there were new because the wrapping was there with them. I’ll bet he stole them from a store. I still have and use them…

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    William Bednar Premium Member about 5 years ago

    If that is broken glass on the ground in panel three, then I would suggest someone in the house, Hobbs comes to mind, broke out.

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    jvn  about 5 years ago

    “Safe community” is an oxymoron.

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    rentier  about 5 years ago

    Hobbes is with Susi eating cake and drinking tea!

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 5 years ago

    Those coming in from outside of the community are usually the problem. Gated communities are for.

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    WilliamBill  over 4 years ago

    Gated communities are for. For what??

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    CHAD OCHOCINCO JOHNSON  over 2 years ago

    s***

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    CHAD OCHOCINCO JOHNSON  over 2 years ago

    They struck a 666

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