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Sell boots like the ones you’re wearing for astronomical prices. The population will wear them while drinking $3.50 burnt coffee.
When I was a kid I had eyebrows and eyelashes.
My favorite is Yosemite Sam stranded on an island with a demented shark hounding him. He always had a convenient baseball bat or hammer nearby to fend him off.
Good ol’ Wikipedia.
The beginning of the end.
The boss called a meeting last week and all my ideas were rejected. I knew better than to ask for a raise.
I wish I had done that to my Dad. Well, I’ll keep this idea on the back burner and present it to a future grandchild.
“Money is the litmus paper test of character. " Dr. Laura Schlessinger. It’s a gift to say something so true and so concisely.
That chair is a Target special.
Can double as a pogo stick for the kids.