Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 21, 2011

Where is the SLEEP file?

Wasn’t this a Rick Springfield album cover?

(Oops … dating myself.)

The cats must have taken that one, comicgos.

As mentioned in Liberty Meadows the other day, how about ‘Eat Poop’.

Every dog’s motto: G.I.G.O. {Garbage In, Garbage Out.)

I thought that was the software engineer’s motto! :-)

Where are “lick” and “chew”?

i would rather leave a piss then take a piss…

sayhow etc. - Those are his leisure time activities; this is his work mode.

Story of my life…

And some of you trust Wiley for your theology…He even gets the name backwards.

If he gets tired, he can always walk on the job.

Some of you are missing the obvious. This is the dog’s in and out boxes.

Aw, let’s throw Wiley a bone on this one!

comicgos beat me to it! Well they say GREAT MINDS think alike! :-D

^ Meet Senator Schnauser.

@pdchapin - you are right! Leave it to Wiley to create a subtle visual pun (I never thought I would be able to use “subtle” and “pun” in the same sentence).

@shytimes2 - interesting observation. The comments today are an amazing breath of fresh air. ENJOY!

And yet, i bet he’s more effective than Dilbert’s Pointy Haired Boss..

Forgot Sleep.

Forgot Sleep. It comes after Poop, but I guess he did not have a place for that. Why are the milkbones on the Poop side?

Hm, since my dog likes to eat paper and then poop and then eat the poop, she’d probably get the boxes mixed up.

Edit: Oh wait, then she’d eat the boxes too.

I hate to mention this, but for many dogs, there isn’t a clear distinction between “EAT” and “POOP”!

That’s what I meant. I had a dog that liked poop in general, but considered cat poop a highly desirable delicacy.

As MONK (the TV detective) once said, when encouraged to adopt a dog.

Dogs eat. And then they UN-eat.

But he did adopt and loved the dog.

Cat poo is merely a processed form of the smaller, but still desirable, cat food; still a treat.

Since our old dog left the planet, the girls have to scoop the litter box themselves.

“Eat, poop, and be merry.” The first box is Eat, the second is Poop, and the jar of snackies is to make merry. By the way, I love the “carrot” hanging from his lampshade as an encouragement.