Santa Grog - I’ve got a new theory! You see, one day, in the late 1800’s, Santa was working in his workshop, and a person, from 2376 visited him. Santa and this visitor got along VERY well, and the visitor left Santa with a VERY special gift - a pair of USS Enterprise Cargo Transporter.
Since then, Santa no longer delivers gifts via sled to deliver toys. No, he has two prep lines that place toys on each pad in the way they should ‘arrive’ and then he transports them into the house - this reduces his wear and tear on the sled, the food for the Reindeer, and other costs.
That’s MY theory, and I’m sticking to it. (BTW, I give Thom full permission to draw a picture of that next year!LOL
I like that theory, Allen V. The transporter sounds more plausible than the sleigh story. After all, Santa is getting on in years. He needs some modern conveniences. lol.
My theory is that Santa simply folds time so that the trip only takes a single night for every one else. Since he is immortal it does not matter that he experinces more time.
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
Cool! I always thought Santa would have to go the speed of light or close to it to make all his rounds.
Ooops! Premium Member over 13 years ago
But… what about the old sleigh?
COWBOY7 over 13 years ago
Wicked ride, my man!
Happy Christmas eve everyone!
Allan CB Premium Member over 13 years ago
Santa Grog - I’ve got a new theory! You see, one day, in the late 1800’s, Santa was working in his workshop, and a person, from 2376 visited him. Santa and this visitor got along VERY well, and the visitor left Santa with a VERY special gift - a pair of USS Enterprise Cargo Transporter.
Since then, Santa no longer delivers gifts via sled to deliver toys. No, he has two prep lines that place toys on each pad in the way they should ‘arrive’ and then he transports them into the house - this reduces his wear and tear on the sled, the food for the Reindeer, and other costs.
That’s MY theory, and I’m sticking to it. (BTW, I give Thom full permission to draw a picture of that next year! LOL
cleokaya over 13 years ago
I’ll bet he picked that up while vacationing in Tuscany.
Have a wonderful Christmas Eve Thom and all of you Birdbrainiacs.
celeconecca over 13 years ago
‘bout time he had a mid-life crisis!
gjsjr41 over 13 years ago
I like that theory, Allen V. The transporter sounds more plausible than the sleigh story. After all, Santa is getting on in years. He needs some modern conveniences. lol.
Larry Miller Premium Member over 13 years ago
That speedometer should read 185. Santa’s been good to me so far.
Fröhliche Navidad y’all.
MontanaLady over 13 years ago
Always knew Santa had help getting around the globe so fast.
Thanks to Thom for a year full of humor and faces! And, to all the BirdBrainiacs for all your fun comments.
I love this FAMILY!!!
Merry Christmas to all. :)))))
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 13 years ago
I want one of those!
TheAuldWan over 13 years ago
He brought fresh nappies (diapers) to the manger when Christ arrived for Christmas. Just a happy thought….
Shikamoo Premium Member over 13 years ago
I like your way of thinking The AuldWan! Santa brought the swaddling cloths too?
Merry Christmas Thom and fellow BirdBrainiacs!
hopeandjoy2 over 13 years ago
Blessings to all and happy faces on Christmas morning!
TheAuldWan over 13 years ago
Nollaig shona dhuit! or Happy Christmas y’all! Slainte! The Emerald Isle refugee wants to share the Joy!
ishannon5289 over 13 years ago
My theory is that Santa simply folds time so that the trip only takes a single night for every one else. Since he is immortal it does not matter that he experinces more time.