Frank and Ernest by Thaves for January 15, 2011
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Transcript:
Professor Ernie's history of philosophy Ernest says, "Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood." Rene says, "I think, therefore I am!" Boy says, "I know you are, but what am I?!"
Edcole1961 over 13 years ago
So to get even with kids everywhere, he invented Algebra.
x_Tech over 13 years ago
And the other kid invented the Algebra Test.
wrloftis over 13 years ago
René Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Can I get you something to drink?”
Descartes says, “I think not,” and disappears.
freeholder1 over 13 years ago
really how could a GUY with a GIRL’S NAME get by without being insulted?
freeholder1 over 13 years ago
and then he influenced Popeye: “I think that I yam what I yam therefore that’s all that I yam, I yam Popeye, the sailor man.” toot, toot!
benbrilling over 13 years ago
Professor Ernie is putting Descartes before the course.
magnamax over 13 years ago
Few people know the original phraze was actually, “I think, therefor I am awake.)
magnamax over 13 years ago
Pity Carroll O’Conner. (Archie Bunker)
Justice22 over 13 years ago
I believe Rene’ is a man’s name and Renee’ is a ladies?
bmonk over 13 years ago
I agree, Clark Kent–and some names have tended to disappear as male names when they were used by too many women: Leslie, Caroll, Shirley, Robin. May happen to Francis and Pat soon.
fredbuhl over 13 years ago
I’m rubber you’re glue, thererfore… you get the idea.
momazilla over 13 years ago
Bmonk: another one, Madison. It was my G-G-G grandfather’s name. Now it is listed in the baby name books for girls.
freeholder1 over 13 years ago
OMG, I think you’re the guys who killed the jokeasaurus. I guess I have to explain it’s a joke when I write it. So here goes, the Rene crack was a JOKE: If you like, I’ll look up how to express it in nerd.