Don’t do it, Santa – IT’S A TRAP!
It’s more effective if you leave a bottle of whiskey.
Of course if he’s efficient he only carries down the chimney the presents he’s actually leaving there. But I guess if he can’t get out then you have a lot of time to raid the stash in the sleigh…
In the documentary “The Santa Clause”, the bag magically produced only what was needed for each location.
He only brings down what is meant for your house.
Wow… Children of the Corn, ladies and gentlemen!
A whole gallon of eggnog probably has about as many calories as a roasted boar!
That is an internet challenge for you, chug a gallon of eggnog.
Dan Thompson
chris_weaver over 5 years ago
Don’t do it, Santa – IT’S A TRAP!
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 5 years ago
It’s more effective if you leave a bottle of whiskey.
waltermgm over 5 years ago
Of course if he’s efficient he only carries down the chimney the presents he’s actually leaving there. But I guess if he can’t get out then you have a lot of time to raid the stash in the sleigh…
Indianapolis Smith over 5 years ago
In the documentary “The Santa Clause”, the bag magically produced only what was needed for each location.
formathe over 5 years ago
He only brings down what is meant for your house.
Sir Ruddy Blighter over 5 years ago
Wow… Children of the Corn, ladies and gentlemen!
Godfreydaniel over 5 years ago
A whole gallon of eggnog probably has about as many calories as a roasted boar!
PO' DAWG over 5 years ago
That is an internet challenge for you, chug a gallon of eggnog.