Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 30, 2018

Arachibutyrophobics, be forewarned.

Is it because the peanut butter is too creamy or crunchy?

I hate bullies as much as as I hate Meices to pieces, “Jinx”

Don’t worry Phoebe, even the long version of this story will be over in a Jif.

I wonder if this explains all the vitriol I see in Star Wars discussions these days.

Side note. I just heard that Phoebe and Her Unicorn is appearing in a Norwegian translation. For some reason, Phoebe is called Anja.

Why DO you care what Dakota thinks or writes?

Odd, I thought a story involving peanut-butter and unicorns would have included Pan.

I knew Unicorns were the doom of thi world.

Is Skippy the brand fed to Mr. Ed to get him to talk?

Poor Phoebe, wanting so hard to be liked by Dakota. I hate to say this, but it will never happen. Who would want Dakota as a friend, anyway?

Turn down the lights, sit next to someone whose hand you can hold if if gets intense.

Aka THE CALAMITOUS CURSE OF THE CRUNCHY.

“Skippy” was a comic strip by Percy Crosby, from which the name for peanut butter was appropriated without permission.

Whatever mistakes Skippy made are now on a long list.

I knew skippy was up to no good. I tried to warn people but they wouldn’t listen.

And then God created Jif… ;P