You want to be mean, but you also want to be clever. It’s no good to just run up and punch someone in the face, but if you build an ingenious face-punching machine, he who gets punched will surely admire you.
It would be funny if there actually was a Goblin Award Show, and Phoebe turns around and goes home, then Dakota gets mad because she can’t understand the goblins because Marigold isn’t there.
Averagemoe almost 6 years ago
You want to be mean, but you also want to be clever. It’s no good to just run up and punch someone in the face, but if you build an ingenious face-punching machine, he who gets punched will surely admire you.
Sugar Bombs 95 almost 6 years ago
I suspected this in the previous few strips. Who knew comic strip characters could read the readers’ minds?
gyrhawk almost 6 years ago
I sense a kidnapping…
Templo S.U.D. almost 6 years ago
now, now, Phoebe, let’s try not to jump into conclusions
Dirty Dragon almost 6 years ago
Bring back plenty of snipes!
codycab almost 6 years ago
Just teleport outta there, girls.
asrialfeeple almost 6 years ago
They should’ve turned left at Albequerque.
amaneaux almost 6 years ago
[Chon Wang] “You gave me bad directions!”
[Roy O’Bannon] “No, I gave you wrong directions.”
—Shanghai Noon
Godfreydaniel almost 6 years ago
I wouldn’t be surprised that Dakota thought her directions were good enough for unicorn work………
1001770 almost 6 years ago
It would be funny if there actually was a Goblin Award Show, and Phoebe turns around and goes home, then Dakota gets mad because she can’t understand the goblins because Marigold isn’t there.
L Ron Pony over 5 years ago
No, they’re calling her ‘BLAART.’