B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for July 17, 2018

They can make an educated guess.

If it doesn’t work you’re doing it wrong.

his mother stepped on a crack,and broke his back

An accurate position on chiropractic, being one step ahead of homeopathy.

No one knows if you’re overcharging either!

No one knows but you.

If they say practice makes perfect….then how much practice would they need to make perfect?

Yes, but you have memories of feeling that foot. Start with those memories.

How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it takes 45 visits…

When they tell you, that with the right adjustment, they can cure your ingrown toenail, run! :o)

You’re also the first to learn what not to do.

I’m glad there was a notice saying Chiropractor – I wondered at first if this were suitable for family viewing.

But they generally figure it fairly quickly.

I keep telling my husband that’s the value of getting a reputation as a benign eccentric.

The same could be said about the early health uses for radium.

… when your the second then you know something is wrong.