Clay Jones for April 26, 2018

Be sure to compliment him on his large hands and utter stability of his genius!

And be sure to use Head and Shoulders if you don’t want to be ‘picked’ at.

And his “grasp” of women.

And offer him the chance to put his Name on that monstrosity of a Hotel, and he’ll give you ANYTHING you want, up to and including New Jersey and Delaware!

Learn a handful of Russian compliments and he’ll swoon over you on Twitter.

Yep. Kissing Trump’s behind, at least verbally, is the best strategy for Kim.

Offer cheap land for Trump Tower Pyongyang. Don’t snicker when talking about his crowd sizes.

Just think, a month ago Trump was saying he would nuke NK.

Just steer the conversation to french fries and you’ll end up with some nukes from the US arsenal. If Trump does in NK what he did for health care and taxes we’ll all end up under a mushroom cloud. What an incompetent idiot the republicans have saddled us with.

Though the Kim dynasty call themselves communists, they aren’t and they don’t use the hammer and sickle on their flags and other places. (What they are is a cult-monarchy. Absolute in power.)

Night-Gaunt. Trump is jealous. His real reason for the “summit” is to find out how he can become a cult-monarch for life.

As nice as it is to hear that North and South are being friendly, Kim hasn’t met with Kim yet. I’ve got a bad feeling about this.