The one at the far left. With no thin sections, it’s least likely to break when cutting through blood vessels, tendons and other gristly bits. It also offers a variety of edges, one of which is bound to be sharp enough for the work. As a bonus, you can get a better, safer grip on it—you don’t want to risk cutting your fingers and shedding your own blood in one of those awkward on-the-job accidents.
Which shard should she choose? Which shard could she choose. There really was no choice. There really was only one shard for her. She knew it from the moment she saw it. It was The One.
Any port in a storm, they say. Any shard in a defensive murder, I say. But paper cuts will take too much time killing the psycho, whose resistance is doubtless preternatural. I recommend breaking any glass object (drinking glass, window pane, etc.) and using a shard of that to do the bloody deed far more efficiently and speedily….
Superfrog about 6 years ago
A shifty shiv shard should slice or shank his scruffy shaving sector.
Bill Thompson about 6 years ago
The one at the far left. With no thin sections, it’s least likely to break when cutting through blood vessels, tendons and other gristly bits. It also offers a variety of edges, one of which is bound to be sharp enough for the work. As a bonus, you can get a better, safer grip on it—you don’t want to risk cutting your fingers and shedding your own blood in one of those awkward on-the-job accidents.
olivefoote about 6 years ago
That guy is putty in her hands. What a tool.
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 6 years ago
Which shard should she choose? Which shard could she choose. There really was no choice. There really was only one shard for her. She knew it from the moment she saw it. It was The One.
Hugh B. Hayve about 6 years ago
Psycho Killer, Qu’est-ce que c’est?
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member about 6 years ago
Psycho-killer on the loose!
Which throat slit shard should she choose?
Strawberry shortcake,
Gooseberry pie
Vee Eye See TEE Oh Are Why!
[Alternate ending – V I C T O R Y!]
Radish the wordsmith about 6 years ago
Death by a thousand paper cuts.
Hugh B. Hayve about 6 years ago
I almost shard my pants!
Howard'sMyHero about 6 years ago
… and I thought this was going to a darker place … pffft
6turtle9 about 6 years ago
The one that reads “killing you softly with a thousand tiny love cuts.”
INGSOC about 6 years ago
A moment to reflect about their broken history as lovers..
Sisyphos about 6 years ago
Any port in a storm, they say. Any shard in a defensive murder, I say. But paper cuts will take too much time killing the psycho, whose resistance is doubtless preternatural. I recommend breaking any glass object (drinking glass, window pane, etc.) and using a shard of that to do the bloody deed far more efficiently and speedily….
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr about 6 years ago
Sound’s like something right out of The Razor’s Edge.