Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 19, 2018

Chickflockter in Helicopter.

Too much henbane. It’s eggsasperasting.

They get all their news from their chickenfeed.

If only we could cluck-cluck here for the frog Blog!

It was better before they tried to fix it with information found on the interwebs.

From diynetwork.com:

Lift the vent enough to spread caulk under the sides (but not the bottom edge), then nail with three 1-1/4-in. roofing nails per side (Photo 2). Put one nail in the bottom edge with a dab of caulk under it to seal the hole. Set the top part of the vent on the pipe.

Ain’t nobody here but us ___________ /Ain’t nobody here at all!

Animals that live in groups always have to figure out precedence. Seems kind of an ugly thing.

Dʀᴏᴏᴘʏ, Dᴇғʟᴀᴛᴇᴅ & Fʟʏsᴛʀɪᴋᴇ would be a good name for a law firm specializing in E.D. and veterinarian malpractice.

All the ladies:

Pick a little, talk a little, pick a little,

Talk a little, cheep cheep cheep, talk a lot, pick a little more

Maud:

Professor, her kind of woman doesn’t belong on any committee.

Of course, I shouldn’t tell you this but she advocates dirty books.

Harold: Dirty books!

Alma: Chaucer

Ethel: Rabelais

Eulalie: Bal-zac!

Ladies:

Pick a little, talk a little, pick a little, talk a little,

Cheep cheep cheep, talk a lot, pick a little more

Pick a little, talk a little, pick a little, talk a little,

Cheep cheep cheep, talk a lot, pick a little more

Pick a little, talk a little, pick a little, talk a little,

Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep

Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep

Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep

Pick a little, talk a little, cheep!

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The Music Man

So Irma flystruck out.

You better leave my chicken alone. she is picky

Salmonella butt nuggets caused by hen house clucking.

Coop, coop, coop … SALMONELLA ALERT … coop, coop, coop ….

Chickencut-ups.

Who won the contest, how many chickens laid or how many eggs laid by one chicken?

When the hens get together for a gossip session, no one is safe, no one is above reproach!

There’s a lot of scratching going on, and the claws are out, the beaks chattering.

What drinks are being served? Shouldn’t the drip drip drip of Old MacDonald’s water feed be fortified with a little something—ouzo, gin (Cybil over at Lio does tend to sop it all up, though), vodka, whatever floats a chicken’s boat?…

I don’t want to be a pie!